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How long would the Master Chief last against Batman?

The dark knight, peak human strength, incredibly intelligence, superb reflexes and all of his gadgets is going against Master Chief. How long would the MC last?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] And Im Here Too [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ABotelho [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fat Man 3000 peak human strength, incredibly intelligence, superb reflexes and all of his gadgets[/quote] Master Chief is better than Batman in all of this.[/quote] Batman is faster, smarter, and better armed.[/quote] You really need to get out more often and also realise that neither Batman nor MC nor any other bloody "superhero" character is actually real. Hell, I could make up my own superhero character right now, I'll call him the Flying Spaghetti Monster and he has the ability to throw galaxies through some higher dimensional brane at a target. Also, he's invincible. There, hyperbole, it's fun isn't it?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fat Man 3000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ABotelho [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fat Man 3000 peak human strength, incredibly intelligence, superb reflexes and all of his gadgets[/quote] Master Chief is better than Batman in all of this.[/quote] Master Chief can't lift 1200 lbs (to my knowledge anyway) Master Chief isn't the God damn world's greatest detective. Batman is bloody smarter than everyone in the DC universe. Batman has dodged a punch of Superman and can dodge bullets with ease. Maybe Master Chief has the better equipment, yes.[/quote] I think spartens can lift more than that. Master Chief does lose in smarts, though. [Edited on 11.18.2012 2:11 PM PST]

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  • Guys, you know Master Chiefs armor is a lot stronger than you think...Batman could beat him if he used a mecha-type batman suit.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EMPeace As badass as batman is, master chief is an augmented supersoldier from the distant future with superhuman strength and endurance.[/quote] You didn't read the thread, did you? You could glance over any of these pages and you'd see why Batman would likely win.

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  • 10/10 OP.

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  • As badass as batman is, master chief is an augmented supersoldier from the distant future with superhuman strength and endurance.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WAKAxTrollxWAKA Batman would die in 1 second...Master chief would pull out a magnum, and shoot batman in the face faster than he can say Na na na an batman.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fat Man 3000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 And so MC, unquestionably so with Cortana's aide, could dodge anything from Batman (and I mean anything- punches, Batarangs, grenades).[/quote] Smoke grenade, batarang emp thing (which he does have), go up to him and smash his visor in. Yup.[/quote] Master Chief [i]has used his own suit as an EMP[/i] and his shield recharged in seconds. I'm fairly certain it could withstand an EMP from the outside.[/quote] Plasma pistol overcharge seems to work. Or what about explosive batarangs? Or plasteec (spelling?) explosives? Certainly enough to take his shields down. While his vision is clouded, he infront of him and smashes his visor in. [Edited on 11.18.2012 12:53 PM PST]

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  • just for the record, BATMAN IS NOT A SUPERHERO JUST A SUPER SPENDER

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fat Man 3000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 And so MC, unquestionably so with Cortana's aide, could dodge anything from Batman (and I mean anything- punches, Batarangs, grenades).[/quote] Smoke grenade, batarang emp thing (which he does have), go up to him and smash his visor in. Yup.[/quote] Master Chief [i]has used his own suit as an EMP[/i] and his shield recharged in seconds. I'm fairly certain it could withstand an EMP from the outside.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ABotelho [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fat Man 3000 peak human strength, incredibly intelligence, superb reflexes and all of his gadgets[/quote] Master Chief is better than Batman in all of this.[/quote] Oh he's incredibly intelligent? That explains why he needs Cortana for everything then.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fat Man 3000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ABotelho [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fat Man 3000 peak human strength, incredibly intelligence, superb reflexes and all of his gadgets[/quote] Master Chief is better than Batman in all of this.[/quote] Master Chief can't lift 1200 lbs (to my knowledge anyway) Master Chief isn't the God damn world's greatest detective. Batman is bloody smarter than everyone in the DC universe. Batman has dodged a punch of Superman and can dodge bullets with ease. Maybe Master Chief has the better equipment, yes.[/quote]MC can lift 1200 with MJOLNIR on. He is a genius, especially after being augmented. MC has reflexes about four times as fast as a normal human, but when you're a walking tank who needs to dodge? But on top of all that comic batman would win, because he always wins, that is how it works.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 And so MC, unquestionably so with Cortana's aide, could dodge anything from Batman (and I mean anything- punches, Batarangs, grenades).[/quote] Smoke grenade, batarang emp thing (which he does have), go up to him and smash his visor in. Yup.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darthbill99 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] And Im Here Too [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darthbill99 Batman is exactly as skilled and strong as it takes to barely defeat whoever he is fighting at the time. That's how comics work. If he were fighting a more realistic batman without crazy bull-blam!- like being able to bench a half-ton without being a world class body builder, or being fast enough to dodge bullets, all while having no superpowers, Chief would win. [/quote] Good point. Comic books are kind of ridiculous. They aren't based in any sort of feasible reality. Genetically augmented super soldiers from 500 years in the future at least feels believable. But as Darthbill pointed out, a regular human who can bench half a ton... ya.[/quote] People can lift half a ton in real life, too. Obviously there's only a [i]very[/i] small amount of those people, but it can be done.[/quote]Yes, but my point is that a normal person needs to dedicate his entire life to beefing up and benching to maintain that kind of strength. Batman is not enormously muscular like you have to be to have that kind of strength, and he isn't a body builder. [/quote] ...Yeah, he is. He's spent decades of his life training daily, keeping the strictist diet you'd believe, so he can stay as physically fit as he possibly can. He's the greatest non-metahuman athlete on Earth-1 in pretty much every category, and also the smartest. [Edited on 11.18.2012 12:48 PM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darthbill99 Yes, but my point is that a normal person needs to dedicate his entire life to beefing up and benching to maintain that kind of strength. Batman is not enormously muscular like you have to be to have that kind of strength, and he isn't a body builder. [/quote] What? Batman has been training fro his entire life, he is contionously training to get better and stronger.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fat Man 3000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fat Man 3000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 Actually, I want to make a point about the whole brutes meleeing MC to death. That's a video game- there has to be a way he can die. It makes me wonder, how can Batman die in the Arkham games? I've never played them, but someone who has, can you back me up here? See what I'm getting at?[/quote] Well in the arkham games, you die both being beaten up heavily or being shot to death. And as for the rest of your post you're right. There are many variables, many different things which could happen.[/quote] Thanks for being reasonable. So if a bunch of thugs can beat up Batman to death, why couldn't the way-stronger-than-a-thug Chief?[/quote] He could. But just as it's incredibly easy for the Batman to dodge the thugs, Batman would probably be able to dodge punches from Master Chief. He did dodge a punch from Superman after all.[/quote] And so MC, unquestionably so with Cortana's aide, could dodge anything from Batman (and I mean anything- punches, Batarangs, grenades).

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] And Im Here Too [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darthbill99 Batman is exactly as skilled and strong as it takes to barely defeat whoever he is fighting at the time. That's how comics work. If he were fighting a more realistic batman without crazy bull-blam!- like being able to bench a half-ton without being a world class body builder, or being fast enough to dodge bullets, all while having no superpowers, Chief would win. [/quote] Good point. Comic books are kind of ridiculous. They aren't based in any sort of feasible reality. Genetically augmented super soldiers from 500 years in the future at least feels believable. But as Darthbill pointed out, a regular human who can bench half a ton... ya.[/quote] People can lift half a ton in real life, too. Obviously there's only a [i]very[/i] small amount of those people, but it can be done.[/quote]Yes, but my point is that a normal person needs to dedicate his entire life to beefing up and benching to maintain that kind of strength. Batman is not enormously muscular like you have to be to have that kind of strength, and he isn't a body builder.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fat Man 3000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 Actually, I want to make a point about the whole brutes meleeing MC to death. That's a video game- there has to be a way he can die. It makes me wonder, how can Batman die in the Arkham games? I've never played them, but someone who has, can you back me up here? See what I'm getting at?[/quote] Well in the arkham games, you die both being beaten up heavily or being shot to death. And as for the rest of your post you're right. There are many variables, many different things which could happen.[/quote] Thanks for being reasonable. So if a bunch of thugs can beat up Batman to death, why couldn't the way-stronger-than-a-thug Chief?[/quote] He could. But just as it's incredibly easy for the Batman to dodge the thugs, Batman would probably be able to dodge punches from Master Chief. He did dodge a punch from Superman after all.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Twiggyy Why does chief want to kill Batman? Why would Batman want to kill the chief? Also, isn't the chief 7'2? Compared to batman, who is 6 something?[/quote] Height doesn't matter, Batman is better than Chief because forum logic. Also, actual facts you Chief Phags.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fat Man 3000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 Actually, I want to make a point about the whole brutes meleeing MC to death. That's a video game- there has to be a way he can die. It makes me wonder, how can Batman die in the Arkham games? I've never played them, but someone who has, can you back me up here? See what I'm getting at?[/quote] Well in the arkham games, you die both being beaten up heavily or being shot to death. And as for the rest of your post you're right. There are many variables, many different things which could happen.[/quote] Thanks for being reasonable. So if a bunch of thugs can beat up Batman to death, why couldn't the way-stronger-than-a-thug Chief?[/quote] You're assuming Batman would just stand there getting beaten to death. The games aren't canon anyway.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ABotelho [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fat Man 3000 peak human strength, incredibly intelligence, superb reflexes and all of his gadgets[/quote] Master Chief is better than Batman in all of this.[/quote] Master Chief can't lift 1200 lbs (to my knowledge anyway) Master Chief isn't the God damn world's greatest detective. Batman is bloody smarter than everyone in the DC universe. Batman has dodged a punch of Superman and can dodge bullets with ease. Maybe Master Chief has the better equipment, yes.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fat Man 3000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 Actually, I want to make a point about the whole brutes meleeing MC to death. That's a video game- there has to be a way he can die. It makes me wonder, how can Batman die in the Arkham games? I've never played them, but someone who has, can you back me up here? See what I'm getting at?[/quote] Well in the arkham games, you die both being beaten up heavily or being shot to death. And as for the rest of your post you're right. There are many variables, many different things which could happen.[/quote] Thanks for being reasonable. So if a bunch of thugs can beat up Batman to death, why couldn't the way-stronger-than-a-thug Chief?

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  • Why does chief want to kill Batman? Why would Batman want to kill the chief? Also, isn't the chief 7'2? Compared to batman, who is 6 something?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fat Man 3000 peak human strength, incredibly intelligence, superb reflexes and all of his gadgets[/quote] Master Chief is better than Batman in all of this.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darthbill99 Batman is exactly as skilled and strong as it takes to barely defeat whoever he is fighting at the time. That's how comics work. If he were fighting a more realistic batman without crazy bull-blam!- like being able to bench a half-ton without being a world class body builder, or being fast enough to dodge bullets, all while having no superpowers, Chief would win. [/quote] Good point. Comic books are kind of ridiculous. They aren't based in any sort of feasible reality. Genetically augmented super soldiers from 500 years in the future at least feels believable. But as Darthbill pointed out, a regular human who can bench half a ton... ya.[/quote] People can lift half a ton in real life, too. Obviously there's only a [i]very[/i] small amount of those people, but it can be done.

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