Then write a sentence long synopsis of the new film.
for example:
Jurassic Ark
Noah leaves everyone but dinosaurs and the righteous...hilarity ensues!
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Am Legend. Will Smith is a man who did not get a good education. He fights vampires, and stuff.
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He Departed -A gripping drama about a man leaving his compatriots. Urn Notice -A family tries to find the ashes of the children's departed grandmother. Hilarity ensues.
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The Avenger The story of a superhero who single-handedly saved the world.
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The Lie of Pi A man goes out of his way to find the truth about pi.
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The Ore The riveting tale of a group of men who travel to a seemingly innocent mine to find gold. [Edited on 11.16.2012 7:51 AM PST]
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Tar Wars. Two competing driveway companies fight for control of suburbia's car holes. Lord of the Rigs A man driven mad by his quest to drill for oil in the heart of the Atlantic. Spider Ma A single spider mother tries to raise 500 rowdy spider kids. Tomb Rider A hot British woman rides coffins down the alps. Goo Fellas When a nearby nuclear plant melts down, it leaves behind a group of deformed mobsters. Aging Bull "El Toro," was feared by every matador in Spain. In his twilight years, a new, cybernetically enhanced fighter has issued a challenge. Can this old bovine best this brazen new baddy? [Edited on 11.16.2012 6:45 AM PST]
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Oldfinger A heart-warming story of the trials and tribulations faced by a man who suffers from a rare degenerative condition that just affects one finger.
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Carface A man trips while walking on a crosswalk and his face is run over by an impatient cab driver...a visit to the hospital ensues!
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ATTACA- A movie about a lawer in the early 1900s who wants to be genetically perfect to defend clients in space.
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No County for Old Men A county in Texas in which old men are not allowed entrance.
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ALIE An annoying little girl is stuck on an oil tanker, eventually driving the crew insane.
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Syfall The fall of Si-Fi.
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Ion Man!
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Winnie the Poo - The sequel to 'Winnie the Pooh gets eaten' 0/50 - Title reflects review ratings. He Hurt Locker - Very compelling story about boy who hurts his friend Locker. Me in Black - Man tries out black suit Me in Black 2 - Two men in black suits Me in Black 3 - Can these movies get dragged on anymore?! [Edited on 11.15.2012 4:42 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AuSam 0 first dates: An insightful look into the Flood Forum[/quote] FTW!
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Rome and Juliet - A tragic love story between Rome and Juliet. I a Number Four - based on kid obsessed with numbers. All Pass - (?) Ho - Well, you know what to expect... Scram - Real life story of kids running on the lawn. Scram 2 - A year later, those kids ran back on the lawn. Scram 3 - Seriously? When are those kids gonna learn!? Scram 4 - I'VE TOLD YOU THREE -blam!- TIMES, GET OFF THE LAWN! Ridesmaids - Again, you know what to expect in this film... A better Lie - Story about how some guy could not lie his way out of jail. [Edited on 11.15.2012 4:29 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] F3nrix Take 2. A movie which fails in pretty much every scene.[/quote]OMG this one is great too. This thread is WIN!!! I'll try and think of a title.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AuSam 0 first dates: An insightful look into the Flood Forum[/quote]LMFAO!!
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Take 2. A movie which fails in pretty much every scene.
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3- 297 men, of the ancient spartan army got scared and ran away before the battle of thermoplae. [Edited on 11.15.2012 3:59 PM PST]
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Sooter A man must clear his name by smothering his victims in soot.
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Doctor Ho A slut travels time and space in her time travelling hooker corner, the HARDIS [Hooking and Relative Dimension in Space]
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Now White
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Moy Dick: An Irishman deals with a painful surgery.
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500 Ays of summer. An Italian man gets lost and tries to find his lost wife. He has to go through many trials and turmoils, but with his new catch phrase AYYYYYYYYYY anything is possible.
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True Git