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11/14/2012 5:46:08 AM
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Barrack Obama illegalizes Halo 4 in the US, EU soon to follow.
Barrack Obama, the president of the United States was so utterly disgusted with Halo 4 he openly called it 'the beginning of the end times'. Looking more like Call of Duty: Space Ops XXIV with the gameplay feeling like something a mentally handicapped individual had conjured up it has now caused over 500 suicides just from disappointed fans alone. That's not including the thousands of attempted suicides and the tens of thousands of people hospitalized over traumatic rage syndrome. The people responsible for creating such a horrible game have been arrested and are awaiting trial for intentionally creating such a bad game. If found guilty the minimal penalty will be execution.
[Edited on 11.13.2012 9:46 PM PST]
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You're an idiot.
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inb4hottopic
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Good thing I already traded it in.
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Sounds legit.
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he juz mad I pwnd him wit teh dmr dat nub.
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Ohh ok.
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The end times are surely upon us.
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The minimum penalty is execution? I Vonder what is the maximum...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak The minimum penalty is execution? I Vonder what is the maximum...[/quote] Disembodied Soul's punishment.
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I'd be amazed if Barack Obama even knew who Chief was.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak The minimum penalty is execution? I Vonder what is the maximum...[/quote] You REALLY don't want to know...
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... Seems legit.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak The minimum penalty is execution? I Vonder what is the maximum...[/quote] Maximum soap droppage.
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This is why I elected Obama for a second term.
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Solid thread. I think the OP might be made a mod for this one, it's that good.
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I guess that's why people in texas are trying to secede
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Obama is right, Halo 4 is overrated.
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Whine, whine, whine... You people are so whiny and can't just take the game how it is. If you don't like it, it's fine, but the countless people who just can't shut up about how awful it is need to calm down. I'm not talking to you specifically, but to everyone who can't shut up about how good/bad it is. It's just a game, people. Not a religion.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The 7th Taco [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak The minimum penalty is execution? I Vonder what is the maximum...[/quote] Disembodied Soul's punishment.[/quote]Your punishment must be more severe
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lethaldonut Whine, whine, whine... You people are so whiny and can't just take the game how it is. If you don't like it, it's fine, but the countless people who just can't shut up about how awful it is need to calm down. I'm not talking to you specifically, but to everyone who can't shut up about how good/bad it is. It's just a game, people. Not a religion.[/quote] When you love a franchise, it's hard to see when they've butchered it. But even so, your fanboygasms are blinding you from the truth.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The 7th Taco [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak The minimum penalty is execution? I Vonder what is the maximum...[/quote] Disembodied Soul's punishment.[/quote]Your punishment must be more severe[/quote] Much more severe. OT: -9000/10. You're trying way too hard rookie.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Saint Gabriel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lethaldonut Whine, whine, whine... You people are so whiny and can't just take the game how it is. If you don't like it, it's fine, but the countless people who just can't shut up about how awful it is need to calm down. I'm not talking to you specifically, but to everyone who can't shut up about how good/bad it is. It's just a game, people. Not a religion.[/quote] When you love a franchise, it's hard to see when they've butchered it. But even so, your fanboygasms are blinding you from the truth.[/quote]At least Halo 4's problems are easily fixable and not core gameplay problems like reach. Instant respawn, ordance, all the other CoD -blam!-? Easy to get rid of. Same with adding playlists. Its not like Reach where TU's couldn't fix it. I'm willing to bet it will be back to normal by december.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Legend Pimps Obama is right, Halo 4 is overrated.[/quote] 2 most useless and over-rated things on earth that got put into their positions due to popularity and not ability. What a surprise!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Saint Gabriel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lethaldonut Whine, whine, whine... You people are so whiny and can't just take the game how it is. If you don't like it, it's fine, but the countless people who just can't shut up about how awful it is need to calm down. I'm not talking to you specifically, but to everyone who can't shut up about how good/bad it is. It's just a game, people. Not a religion.[/quote] When you love a franchise, it's hard to see when they've butchered it. But even so, your fanboygasms are blinding you from the truth.[/quote]At least Halo 4's problems are easily fixable and not core gameplay problems like reach. Instant respawn, ordance, all the other CoD -blam!-? Easy to get rid of. Same with adding playlists. Its not like Reach where TU's couldn't fix it. I'm willing to bet it will be back to normal by december.[/quote] they won't get rid of it. Reach was easily fixable too. Add a BR remove armor abilities, put in the maps from halo 3, 2, 1. Easy as pie.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Saint Gabriel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Saint Gabriel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lethaldonut Whine, whine, whine... You people are so whiny and can't just take the game how it is. If you don't like it, it's fine, but the countless people who just can't shut up about how awful it is need to calm down. I'm not talking to you specifically, but to everyone who can't shut up about how good/bad it is. It's just a game, people. Not a religion.[/quote] When you love a franchise, it's hard to see when they've butchered it. But even so, your fanboygasms are blinding you from the truth.[/quote]At least Halo 4's problems are easily fixable and not core gameplay problems like reach. Instant respawn, ordance, all the other CoD -blam!-? Easy to get rid of. Same with adding playlists. Its not like Reach where TU's couldn't fix it. I'm willing to bet it will be back to normal by december.[/quote] they won't get rid of it. Reach was easily fixable too. Add a BR remove armor abilities, put in the maps from halo 3, 2, 1. Easy as pie.[/quote]I suppose only time will tell. Until then, I shall atleast be somewhat satisfied with Spartan Ops and TS Pro. I think it has great potential, the playlists just need proper management and care.
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Seems legit.
