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11/14/2012 1:45:21 AM
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The Flood Office RP
Yup, Today is just another day at the office, things are bound to go nuts from here.
I am the good guy owner of the company (the bosses boss)
Here are the roles, I'll update as people take them
Manager (boss) (1 maximum)
ImperialAdmiral (true boss)
Suna123 (put in charge by brian walker, acting boss)
Assistant Manager
sgt monkey41
Vien
Executive (3 maximum)
krisman1
rst7503 (unreliable)
Secretary (4 maximum)
pleis555 (young and attractive female)
Ripa of Moram
Accountant
Astelan
Receptionist (1 maximum)
Kat_Ana (High receptionist)
Salesman
Omega Travis
IT Guy
Comrade Napoleon
TehWarMoose
HR Guy (2 maximum)
Vezon009710
Stock Broker
Mind Reaper 771
Knockoff electronics salesman in the alley next to the building.
Security
RockdaleRooster (head)
kraziekillinz
The_Black_Coyote
Janitor
Xplode441
Deadlights911
Toilet cleaner
Jump Into Hell
Worker's Union Representative
Zuuru
Vending machine man
ZuneMan239
Everyone else is a worker.
Alright flood, Let's get started.
[Edited on 11.14.2012 6:54 PM PST]
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thank you :-)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral *pets you once and drives into my driveway, a large, beautiful cabin like mansion surrounded by trees comes into view* Don't blame me, the inside is better.[/quote] *gasps* I love these sorts of places.... city life is so... eugh. I'm just getting tired of it. Wanna get away from it all, y'know?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZuneMan239 can I sell mtn dew or be the vender guy[/quote] Vending machine man
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram Oh, well, shame on them, I guess. *chuckles* *looks at leash not attached to anything and sighs* I guess I don't have any royal servants now... who will massage my back next time I need it?[/quote] Not to worry, Pat is still there and is still your royal servant, only he's at the group...[/quote] Oh, that's good to know... I think I'd have lost him forever. *sighs with relief*[/quote] *pets you once and drives into my driveway, a large, beautiful cabin like mansion surrounded by trees comes into view* Don't blame me, the inside is better.
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can I sell mtn dew or be the vender guy
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts So what exactly is my job?[/quote] You make sure the other workers are doing their job, HR included.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram Oh, well, shame on them, I guess. *chuckles* *looks at leash not attached to anything and sighs* I guess I don't have any royal servants now... who will massage my back next time I need it?[/quote] Not to worry, Pat is still there and is still your royal servant, only he's at the group...[/quote] Oh, that's good to know... I think I'd have lost him forever. *sighs with relief*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedXRulez Ah yes, The Flood paper and Lumber company. [i] A wretched hive of scum and villany.[/i][/quote] Shaddup
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Ah yes, The Flood paper and Lumber company. [i] A wretched hive of scum and villany.[/i]
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So what exactly is my job?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram Oh, well, shame on them, I guess. *chuckles* *looks at leash not attached to anything and sighs* I guess I don't have any royal servants now... who will massage my back next time I need it?[/quote] Not to worry, Pat is still there and is still your royal servant, only he's at the group...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral Why thank you, they're custom *starts up the car's powerful engine*[/quote] You live close by? *parts some of his hair aside*[/quote] To the building? good thing it's at the edge of town because I do live close by. *driving away to my house* only about a 5 or 10 minute commute.[/quote] *hums to self, twirling finger around in hair, then glances at Imperial* Do you think one boob is bigger than the other? *cups both in hands* Someone told me that last week. She didn't live long afterwards.[/quote] *looks* No, I think they're perfectly equal, I guess that person was looking wrong.[/quote] Oh, well, shame on them, I guess. *chuckles* *looks at leash not attached to anything and sighs* I guess I don't have any royal servants now... who will massage my back next time I need it?
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Can I be like the dew sales man or something lol
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral Why thank you, they're custom *starts up the car's powerful engine*[/quote] You live close by? *parts some of his hair aside*[/quote] To the building? good thing it's at the edge of town because I do live close by. *driving away to my house* only about a 5 or 10 minute commute.[/quote] *hums to self, twirling finger around in hair, then glances at Imperial* Do you think one boob is bigger than the other? *cups both in hands* Someone told me that last week. She didn't live long afterwards.[/quote] *looks* No, I think they're perfectly equal, I guess that person was looking wrong.
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I'd like to apply for the position of Toilet Cleaner
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral Why thank you, they're custom *starts up the car's powerful engine*[/quote] You live close by? *parts some of his hair aside*[/quote] To the building? good thing it's at the edge of town because I do live close by. *driving away to my house* only about a 5 or 10 minute commute.[/quote] *hums to self, twirling finger around in hair, then glances at Imperial* Do you think one boob is bigger than the other? *cups both in hands* Someone told me that last week. She didn't live long afterwards.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral Why thank you, they're custom *starts up the car's powerful engine*[/quote] You live close by? *parts some of his hair aside*[/quote] To the building? good thing it's at the edge of town because I do live close by. *driving away to my house* only about a 5 or 10 minute commute.
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And all in all, it was just a normal day at work. <3 Love you guys.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral Why thank you, they're custom *starts up the car's powerful engine*[/quote] You live close by? *parts some of his hair aside*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kat_Ana [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vezon009710 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kat_Ana [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vezon009710 @Kat That's awful. How about this? You have lots of paper. I need lots of paper. See where this going?[/quote] I do have a lot of paper... I'll think about it. Now get rubbing. *lays on shirt that was spread against desk*[/quote]No deal! I need paper! I'll rub your back as long as I get paper![/quote] *gets back up and opens drawer. Pulls out stack of paper* You can have all this if you rub my back.[/quote]I expect more next week! *Begins rubbing with 1 hand, surprisingly, it feels like 2. I begin writing my to do list and saying it out loud* Step 1: Get home Step 2: Eat a Snickers Step 3: Put paper in copy machine Step 4: Make fake $100 bills that are nearly identical to real ones Step 5: Hand them out to everyone and be loved by everyone Step 6: Profit! Oh wait. I just told you the secret to my success! Don't tell anyone please.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral *looks at face* want you're shirt back before we go? *grabs keys*[/quote] Oh, uh, right. Silly me *giggles and slips on shirt* Lead the way, sir.[/quote] *walks with you and pat to elevator, goes to the lobby and then to my car, unlocks car and sits in driver seat* go ahead and take the passenger seat :3[/quote] *sigh* Well, it looks like my slave disappeared in thin air. *hops in passenger's seat* These are lovely seats...[/quote] Why thank you, they're custom *starts up the car's powerful engine*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xplode441 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 *turns into mist and becomes one with nature*[/quote]*Sucks up the mist into my vacuum cleaner.* [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Revolution_2566 *spills coffee on OP's desk*[/quote]*wipes up coffee*[/quote] Here's a tip. *flips him a nickel*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 *turns into mist and becomes one with nature*[/quote]*Sucks up the mist into my vacuum cleaner.* [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Revolution_2566 *spills coffee on OP's desk*[/quote]*wipes up coffee* [Edited on 11.13.2012 9:00 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pat1 *turns into mist and becomes one with nature*[/quote] *frowns* Hay![/quote] *voice fades away* [i]I'll always be with you...in your heart...[/i][/quote] <_<
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImperialAdmiral *looks at face* want you're shirt back before we go? *grabs keys*[/quote] Oh, uh, right. Silly me *giggles and slips on shirt* Lead the way, sir.[/quote] *walks with you and pat to elevator, goes to the lobby and then to my car, unlocks car and sits in driver seat* go ahead and take the passenger seat :3[/quote] *sigh* Well, it looks like my slave disappeared in thin air. *hops in passenger's seat* These are lovely seats...
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*spills coffee on OP's desk*
