What would be the title and some of the requirements and preferences if Bungie posted a job listing that was absolutely perfect for you to apply for?
As always, just curious.
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Toast maker. -Must know how to use a toaster -Gets to annoy Stosh [Edited on 10.09.2012 8:14 AM PDT]
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Some day, Bungie will be big enough to need an internal auditor. Some fine, glorious day . . .
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That guy who does really stupid stuff to entertain you when you get extremely bored.
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Court Jester.
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I have a BCom with specializations in management and marketing... so some sort of marketing management position would be ballin'.
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Forecaster! I don't think Bungie has Meteorologist positions.
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They have posted the perfect job for me, Production Engineer.. Unfortunately I'm not perfect for them...
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I wouldn't mind being working on graphics design for Bungie. Be that game covers to bungie.net wallpapers ect. Anything that involves Photoshop.
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Czar of Cats. In charge of any cat related concerns either within the company or the community at large.
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Pants inspector.
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Bio-chemical warfare engineer.
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Adolescent Mathematics/Physics professor wanted for Bungie studios. [i]This will never happen.[/i]
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Security. I would love for nothing more than to wield the lobby banhammer.
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Game tester and also the official cup checker. For the cup checking I'd use my foot and a baseball bat to keep things interesting. I'd also love to sit on the roof top with a paintball gun shooting fans that are trying to bother Jerome./awesome job. [Edited on 10.09.2012 9:16 AM PDT]
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AutoCAD Drafter / Autodesk Inventor Modeler This would be good for me. But they would have to have options that include not relocating and only needed part time. I would love to work for Bungie, but don't feel like packing up my family and moving them across country. Also, I realy enjoy the job I have now. So I wouldn't want to fix something that wasn't broken.
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Economy designer would be pretty cool.
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Food tester and drink tester... just in case anything is tainted
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Physicist. They could really use it to help with their canon.
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I think it would be pretty cool to be Bungie's resident brain surgeon.
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Personal Office Entertainment, and they would have five grand pianos throughout the entire building in public areas. I would have three others that would make up a Jazz Rhythm section, and I could solo some on trombone, or play a song myself on piano and sing them all to a happy place while they work. I could also write songs around memos, and deliver the memos in a trans-pop-new-age-R&B-funk-trash-anglo-sub-ballad fashion. Think of how amazing each memo would become! [Edited on 10.09.2012 10:14 AM PDT]
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Interior decorator. All those statues and LED lights and oddments have to go. It's doilies and glass miniatures from here on out.
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Whiskey drinker
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I'm cheating a bit, since mine actually exists: Software Engineer in Test. This was a position I held at a company I previously worked at, and I loved it! I was as deep in the product's code base as I wanted to be, got to use that knowledge to find really interesting bugs. I got to write complex automation systems and test suites to find bugs and certify nightly builds for manual testing, and eventually got to write APIs in our product to further testing.
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Donut run getter.
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Perhaps a generic sound/music guy. I'd like a chance to focus my musical ideas, while getting a peak into the gaming industry...
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General designer. I do some maps, help with gameplay, do some research, etc. etc. etc.