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9/24/2012 5:20:04 AM
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Best Pickup Lines or Ways to Ask a Random Girl Out
You're going to approach a random girl that you don't know to ask her out. What would you do to get the highest chance of a "yes"?
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"Do you have a name?"
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You: "What's your sign?" Girl: "[Answer]" You: "Want to have sex?"
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I have a gun.
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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van
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Give them your number and say "Call me maybe?" It's actually worked for me and a friend of mine.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Enemy of Godd Give them your number and say "Call me maybe?" It's actually worked for me and a friend of mine.[/quote] A bit mainstream much? Lol
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ThatOneGuy513 A bit mainstream much? Lol[/quote] You won't have a good chance of picking up a chick by making an obscure reference.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Enemy of Godd You won't have a good chance of picking up a chick by making an obscure reference.[/quote] True.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Enemy of Godd [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ThatOneGuy513 A bit mainstream much? Lol[/quote] You won't have a good chance of picking up a chick by making an obscure reference.[/quote]Good way to find hipster girls, though.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Enemy of Godd [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ThatOneGuy513 A bit mainstream much? Lol[/quote] You won't have a good chance of picking up a chick by making an obscure reference.[/quote] "Do you want to play a game?"
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Follow her home, and break in to her house. Call your phone, and save the number. That is how you get her number.
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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" next to eachother. Works like a charm [Edited on 09.23.2012 9:31 PM PDT]
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I actually need some advice on this.... I don't know if this girl is single. She looks too hot to be single, but... she tries to help me when I need help in math lecture.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] No Derp If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would out "U" and "I" next to eachother. Works like a charm[/quote] "Yeah well I'd put n and o together" Instant kill.
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Roses are red, Lemons are sour, Open your legs, And give me an hour.
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"I'm a beta and have to resort to pickup lines to say anything to you, will you just say no right now because you would never date me?" That would save you some time.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlackHeaven [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] No Derp If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would out "U" and "I" next to eachother. Works like a charm[/quote] "Yeah well I'd put n and o together" Instant kill. [/quote] They already are together. I think it would be a good idea to bail on the dumb blonde.
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Did you know that semen contains sugar and small amounts of protein? Anyways wanna go out on Saturday?
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Lets play house! you be the door and I'll slam ya
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Someone post some serious pickup lines... before I make a thread about asking her out >_>
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX Someone post some serious pickup lines... before I make a thread about asking her out >_>[/quote] "Do you have a wang?"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bergXX09 "I'm a beta and have to resort to pickup lines to say anything to you, will you just say no right now because you would never date me?" That would save you some time.[/quote] No I'm perfectly capable of doing it, regardless of if I get any good answers on here. I'm just looking for something interesting, and because I'm bored.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX Someone post some serious pickup lines... before I make a thread about asking her out >_>[/quote] "Do you have a wang?" [/quote] >>__>>
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Hey girl. I can honestly say you are a solid 9. I just wanna be the one you're looking for. Edit: Just incase. Don't say this. You will be laughed at. [Edited on 09.23.2012 9:40 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX Someone post some serious pickup lines... before I make a thread about asking her out >_>[/quote] "Do you have a wang?" [/quote] >>__>>[/quote] "No? Do you want one in your pooper?"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX Someone post some serious pickup lines... before I make a thread about asking her out >_>[/quote] "Do you have a wang?" [/quote] >>__>>[/quote] "No? Do you want one in your pooper?"[/quote] Goddammit @_@
