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Helveck

8/1/2012 10:26:17 PM
Bungie is a Developer shrouded in mystery and secrets. It's part of what helps build the suspense for future titles, as it brings us together to speculate on future events or possibilities. But they've kept us on the dark for too long this time... So now I've created a master plan to back them into the corner and force them into coming forward with a juicy details and even a showcase of their new title, Destiny. So follow me closely... And obey the rules. Or you'll ruin everything. [i]WARNING: BUNGIE EMPLOYEES CAN NOT READ THE FOLLOWING PORTION OF THIS TOPIC THAT IS WRITTEN IN ITALICS. Okay, now that we know they're not listening in, it's time to organize the plan... How do you have someone share their secrets? Well sometimes you can trade one secret for another. All we have to do, is compose a huge secret about something in relation to either the company, or it's employees, that will drive them insane. Once the insanity has taken over the entire development team, they'll beg for mercy and throw every detail they can at us, until we share the secrets in which we have falsely composed. Foolproof. And genius. So, if you reply, you must do so under the veil that you know something that they may wish to know. Like... Urk isn't actually a red head, and we know his true hair color. Or that someone on their development team is Canadian, but we won't say who. Fire of enough of these... And they'll surely crumble under our concocted mystery. I'll start us off, then you guys follow through.[/i] Now, I know I can trust that every employee who may have stumbled upon this thread, did as directed and avoided reading the italic text. Dont worry, it's nothing to do with conspiring against you. It was all quite boring and mundane material actually. But enough talk, Bungie We the Community possess secret and reliable intel on things you may not even be aware of. And we're here to give you hints, but we'll never fully share... And whether or not they're true, well who wants to know anyway, right? No one I'm sure. But what I bet you didn't know, is that we have word of a bunch of specially trained, ninja special ops marine hacker guys that broke into your studio without anyone being the wiser. Word is, they installed microscopic cameras everywhere, and have been filming the development of Destiny since its inception. They're thinking about releasing it online... But they were just waiting to see if you'd hurry up and do it first. But if not, then BAM!!! Any minute now, Destiny could be all over the Web for people to see. I think they mean business guys. [Edited on 08.01.2012 2:28 PM PDT]

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