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Official bagel creamer.
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Under-aged snarky writing position.
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snarky writing position.
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Snack Eater.
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Angry homeless man that harasses the employees in the entryway.
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Full time walk-around-the-studio-doing-whatever job position. Sounds good to me.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] talon2000 Full time walk-around-the-studio-doing-whatever job position.[/quote]You mean DeeJ?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lobster Fish 2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] talon2000 Full time walk-around-the-studio-doing-whatever job position.[/quote]You mean DeeJ?[/quote]He's living the dream!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jyrine snarky writing position.[/quote]You mean DeeJ?
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Guitarist, idea thrower and game tester (all in one).
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Drunk Ninja Unicorn
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Campaign writer assistant. I would rock that job post.
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Interpretive Dance Instuctor.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonicJohn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jyrine snarky writing position.[/quote]You mean DeeJ?[/quote] He did ask "wish they offered".. Technically...they are not offering it....at the moment.....cause its filled......[i]by DeeJ[/i]
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[u]Errand Boy.[/u] Urk: Go get me some coffee. Errand Boy: Okay. *Errand Boy returns and says something derogatory about gingers* Urk: Excuse me? Errand Boy: DeeJ told me to. Urk: Go staple his jacket to a wall. Errand Boy: Okay. *Errand Boy returns and says something derogatory about gingers* Urk: Come on, now. Errand Boy: Halcylon told me to. Urk: Put this Valve-signed softball on his desk. Errand Boy: Okay. *Errand Boy returns with a bloodied mouth and two missing teeth* Errand Boy: I don't like this job anymore. Urk: We have a dental plan. You just made bank. And, you get to spend time at the studio, doing basically nothing, and receiving a yellow bar on our forums. Errand Boy (pondering): Kind of like DeeJ? Urk: Kind of like DeeJ. So... where's my coffee? [Edited on 05.04.2012 9:35 AM PDT]
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I would have to say Computer builder.
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Hyper Entry Level Ada / C++ Programmer. >_> <_<
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They'll need a tower controller eventually to make sure their class delta airspace is free of passerbys during the phases of the slingshot. If ever that is the case, let me know Bungie.
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Moral support. Id be really good at it.
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They have [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx?uid=951]Disembodied Soul[/url] who is pretty much Achronos in a dress. How much more support do you think they need? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] r c takedown Moral support. Id be really good at it.[/quote] You can be the "Backup Stosh" though.
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More jobs like Dr.BH has. I wouldn't be ready to apply for a few more years, so maybe by then they will be available.
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Bungie IT department... Basically they're the best :P
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Cafeteria Chef. I make mac & cheese.
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"Professional Toilet Tester"
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Beer runner.
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House doc.