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5/3/2012 4:40:08 AM
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Jobs that you wish Bungie offered.
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Bungie.net Forum Dweller. I'd love that job.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Avatar Korra [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Enormous Corgi [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sardonic13 Glass Technologist / Raw Materials Engineer. Then I could work at Bungie! (I don't know what they would do with thousands of tons of sand though...)[/quote] Castles![/quote][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr5TH4zi8Dg]Did someone say sand castles?[/url][/quote]Is it bad that I really badly want to name my son "Hausmeister Sandburg"? It sounds like the coolest name ever even though I'm sure it means something in German.
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"Guy to Announce Destiny At E3" It would be more of a one time gig than a career or job. Unless they plan to announce a sequel every year at E3, in which case I guess they would be more of a contractor. [Edited on 05.11.2012 10:32 AM PDT]
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Executive greeter.
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Brute Pimp. You don the furs and purple hat, swagger around the office for a while, take in the sights, and slap Urk around if gets out of line.
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Forum Lore Creators...see the Crazier one is part of his own lore. As his his mind...and that mind's mind. And that crazier's crazier craziest. All makes sense when your crazy. Join me and my army of robotic pure bred american quarter horses with robotic reproductive organs, or go insane, as I'm am saneinception. I am both. Thousands of years ago I was forged from the fires of time by the mad crazy bannana worshipping gods, did I mention thousands of years ago was 1997? I was forged and driven crazy by the crazy of driving me crazy because it was crazy. The end. Thats where babies come from.
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Hey forget Bungie, if anyone is hiring Geography graduates i'll be shocked..
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Enormous Corgi [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sardonic13 Glass Technologist / Raw Materials Engineer. Then I could work at Bungie! (I don't know what they would do with thousands of tons of sand though...)[/quote] Castles![/quote][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr5TH4zi8Dg]Did someone say sand castles?[/url] [Edited on 05.09.2012 8:30 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sardonic13 Glass Technologist / Raw Materials Engineer. Then I could work at Bungie! (I don't know what they would do with thousands of tons of sand though...)[/quote] Castles!
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Toilet Seat Warmer
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Going around the studio and just giving the "THUMBS UP" to people that look like they are working very hard. Just that subtle bit of encouragement that makes their day.
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Toilet Purifier.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ANCIENTZOIDIAN Stosh Blamer.[/quote] This to.
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Some sort of marketing or management internship program would be an attractive position for me. Of course I assume they likely have other firms handle a lot of what encompasses the marketing push for their various projects. Would enjoy knowing who those companies were though.
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[quote][url=http://www.amromusic.com/assets/1321/6_cello_girl.jpg]I don't think you understand how a cello is played.[/url] And as awesome as Marty is, I don't think that you'd want to sit there all day. Unless, of course, that's the goal. In that case... wat. [/quote] I've been playing the Cello for nearly 6 years. It's not much compared to a studio musician, but it's something.
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Glass Technologist / Raw Materials Engineer. Then I could work at Bungie! (I don't know what they would do with thousands of tons of sand though...)
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That one guy who points and laughs at various nouns throught the day.
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Food Taster
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lobster Fish 2 Official bagel creamer.[/quote] you'd make the bagels, id cream them?
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Village idiot.
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Professional troll.
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I would be fine with an Accountant....
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Stosh Blamer.
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Alcoholics Anonymous Coach. i need a beer... and I don't care if it's 9:10am. I rinse my mouth with Jack Daniels.
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Ling Ling taster.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr Weird Roof top sniper. If they had that sort of job they would be able to keep working even when the zombies start showing up. No excuse to not get their new game/hawtness when even zombies can't stop them.[/quote] But what if they're like Left 4 Dead zombies?
