*Drinks Diet Coke*
Me: Why are you drink Diet Coke?
Her: I'm fat and I'm trying to lose weight.
The -blam!-?
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Women: Am I overweight? Boyfriend/Husband: What? No of course not, honey. Women: Aww come on tell the truth. Husband/Boyfriend: All right, well, you are a little bit, honey, but I don't care, I still love you. Woman: What?!??! How could you?! You are so heartless!