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West Sout

West Sout

12/3/2011 3:46:17 AM
With all the talk of GRDs and BOBs around the Reach forums, I decided to do some research. First off, BOBs are nothing new. Just look at [url=http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i222/finglemaster/43064407-Full-1.jpg]this[/url] pic from Valhalla. Bob's place? Sounds familiar... Perhaps Bungie is making their next game have Bob's place? And why barbecue? I theorize that barbecue is the only thing that can fuel this "Bob". In Halo: Reach the BOBs are aliens. Also, there are multiple BOBs. I believe that in Bungie's new game we will have to fight alien clone Bobs from the future. Yes, the future. Why? Because in the future, barbecue sauce will be very hard to find. Another thing that I've noticed is that all of the BOBs are yellow. What? Bungie's color is blue, not yellow! I researched this and noticed when you mix yellow and blue together, you make green. "How is this possible?" you might ask. Trust me, I hired a team of 16 1/2 researchers to test this and they all had the color green appear. How is this relevant? Think back to this summer's newest green blockbusters. That's right, Green Lantern. This [i]proves[/i] that our friend Bob here is a barbecue sauce loving alien clone from the future killing Green Lantern hero. I'm on to you Bungie. [Edited on 12.02.2011 8:06 PM PST]

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