*opens door*
[i] a small gust of smoke reaches your face as you enter[/i]
The bar looks like [url=http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/videogames/detail-page/mafia2.02.lg.jpg]this.[/url]
you hear music like [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iHGEZlQ1PA]this.[/url]
*puts on hat*
yo, take a sit down
get yo self comfy
have a drink...
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*drinks 7 kegs* *belch*
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*SWAN DIVE*
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*walks around with walking stick* Did you know some bastard shot me in the foot to entertain his lady friend >:(
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*Snatches Meta's Vodka. Gives him Premium-Grade Imported Vodka.*
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*Growls and walks away with vodka*
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*looks at META* Okay... I guess you could just ask next time for more Vodka. *continues cleaning*
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*Walks back up to bar for more vodka*
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*stands behind bar and wipes off drinking glasses*
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*takes seat in front right corner Booth* Waiter, one Dr. Pepper *starts reading Tart Wars: Episode 3*
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Who wants Mandalorian Whiskey?
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*begins staring threateningly at all opposing bar goerz*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vaultboy13 *draws sword and shotgun* dont even try it[/quote] *jumps up from bar* Calm down yo! Im sure we can sort this out
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*draws sword and shotgun* dont even try it
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vaultboy13 AAAAAHHHHHHH WTF *kills you* that would have been worse if i wasnt a robot but it still sucked WHERES MAH MOTOR OIL!!! [/quote] Why is everyone on this planet crazy? *serves oil*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninja fighterr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninja fighterr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 *waits patiently* So hows your day been?[/quote] You see a guy bout this high, this big?[/quote] Yeah..... I know im.[/quote] [i]Great.[/i] *holds baseball bat* You know where he is? That piece of crap owes me money.[/quote] *points at vaultboy* Hes all yours....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 *rages* IVE SAID IT 2 BLOODY TIMES NOW! *shoves vaultboys head up your ass* and i want A dry martini .One. In a deep champagne goblet Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it? Yo better have......[/quote] AAAAAHHHHHHH WTF *kills you* that would have been worse if i wasnt a robot but it still sucked WHERES MAH MOTOR OIL!!! [Edited on 08.20.2011 12:57 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninja fighterr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 *waits patiently* So hows your day been?[/quote] You see a guy bout this high, this big?[/quote] Yeah..... I know im.[/quote] [i]Great.[/i] *holds baseball bat* You know where he is? That piece of crap owes me money. [Edited on 08.20.2011 12:58 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninja fighterr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 *waits patiently* So hows your day been?[/quote] You see a guy bout this high, this big?[/quote] Yeah..... I know im.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 *waits patiently* So hows your day been?[/quote] Uhh...fine. Hey listen buddy. You see a guy bout this high, this big? [Edited on 08.20.2011 12:53 AM PDT]
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*Empty vodka bottle sails over head and smashes into a wall*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 *waits patiently* So hows your day been?[/quote] Like complete shít. *continues to mix and shake*
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*waits patiently* So hows your day been?
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Where the hell is Lou? Hes supposed to be here by now with our guns!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 *rages* IVE SAID IT 2 BLOODY TIMES NOW! *shoves vaultboys head up your ass* and i want A dry martini .One. In a deep champagne goblet Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it? Yo better have......[/quote] ... Fine... I hope you know how hard it is for a sangheili to serve human drinks. *begins to make drinks*
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*rages* IVE SAID IT 2 BLOODY TIMES NOW! *shoves vaultboys head up your ass* and i want A dry martini .One. In a deep champagne goblet Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it? Yo better have......
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 SILENCE VAULTBOY! *bangs fist on table* WHERE'S MY DRINK! [/quote] Calm down... what do you want to drink?