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Shadow's guide to (Internet) Myths! Farewell Flood!

[b]IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!![/b] The myth thread is now complete. I have finished what I set out to do and am now moving on. To read the final myth and a farewell please click [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63166716&postRepeater1-p=95#71386025]here[/url]. Thanks for the many memories and I wish you all the best in your lives. - Love Shadow [quote][/quote] I have always been extremely interested in Myths, Legends and Hoaxes occurring in real life and the Internet. This thread is here as a "library" of the major internet Legends and Myths. Please, if I'm missing any, reply with some information on the subject and I will add it to the OP along with your name. If you see any mistakes, please inform me! Also, the reason I have Internet in brackets in the OP is because this thread will FOCUS on Internet myths but not be restricted to them. Basically, any myth (real life or internet) is allowed. Also, if this gets popular I MAY need a second OP. But we'll see. Anyway, let's get into it. [quote][/quote] [b]Subject: #001: [i]The Slender Man[/i][/b] Alright, I've picked one of the most well-known celebrities on the Flood as our first subject. [b]The Slender Man![/b] Oh and what a subject he is. [i]About the Slenderman:[/i] Slenderman (also known as "Slendy" or "TheSlenderMan") is a mythical creature that appeared on the internet about 2009. He was conjured up at the SomethingAwful.com forums by a member named Victor Surge for a Photoshop competition. He is depicted to be tall and thin (hence the Slender), wearing a black suit and having an emotionless, blank face. Victor entered the competition on June 10th, 2009 (the day the world was introduced to Slendy). He (Victor) had stated that Slenderman was a creature who stalked little children. Slenderman didn't really rise to fame until the 24th of June (2009) when the infamous 4Chan caught its scent and it's paranormal (/x/) board took a massive liking to Slendy. Still, even with 4chan knowing about Slendy you wouldn't really call him a massive internet star just yet. But, then came the MarbleHornets Project. On June 20th (before Slendy came to 4chan)a mysterious video aired on youtube. This video was called the[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmhfn3mgWUI&feature=player_embedded]Marble Hornets[/url] entries. "MarbleHornets" started hosting videos called "entries" which claimed to be taped segments retrieved by someone named "Jay" (or also "J"), and contained footage of a friend that had since disappeared. Then the /x/ board found the videos and they got incredibly famous and so did Slendy. He has become, what I call, an "Internet Sensation". He has been featured on many sites (including this one; see Top Forum Topic by Lt Sartor). After the videos got famous random people started posting their experiences with Slendy. A lot of pictures started showing up and basically, the internet both loved and feared the infamous SlenderMan. It has later become clear that the videos are fake and it was created by two film students (who were also SomethingAwful users) as part of an ARG. But users still watch the entries regardless, possibly hoping that this mythological beast is real. [i]Slender Man Gallery:[/i] [url=http://ufosearchonline.com/ufo/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Slender-Man-3.jpg]Here is Slenderman having some fun with the local kids.[/url] [url=http://ufosearchonline.com/ufo/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Slender-Man-2.jpg]Here he is with some more victims... errm... kids...[/url] [url=http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/172/a/e/The_Slender_Man_by_Pirate_Cashoo.jpg]And here is some amazing artwork of Slendy.[/url] [i]Shadow's Verdict:[/i] Real or fake, I think it is safe to say most of the internet (at least the forum side of the internet) knows Slendy by now. And 90% of us love and are fascinated by him. Regardless of the fact that he creeps most us out. But, I'm going to call [b]FAKE[/b] on this one. Simply because of the fact that before the SomethingAwful competition there was absolutely no trace of Slendy anywhere. No experiences, no pictures. It is just all too made up. All the pictures I have seen are either extremely photoshopped or Artwork. So, my final verdict for the infamous SlenderMan is [b]FAKE[/b]. Now that I have said that I am most likely going to get Slenderly love in the middle of the night from a tall suited man, but oh well. That's the price of the internet. Regardless, Slenderman has captivated and fascinated my imagination for a year now and it has been a lot of fun researching into the myth. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=35525085]Also, this thread needs credit for opening Bungie.net's mind to Slendy![/url] Subject #001 Complete. [quote][/quote] [b]Subject #002: [i]Lavender Town[/i][/b] Lavender Town is only really known to the most dedicated Pokemon or game forums. I wouldn't call it famous but it definitely has a reputation around these parts. So, shall we get into it straight away? I think so. [i]About Lavender Town:[/i] So, you may be wondering what Lavender Town is. Well, Lavender Town is essentially a little town in Pokemon Red and Green that was said to cause mass suicides in Teenagers ages 7 - 12. The actual town it self is quite normal. Just an average town in the world of Pokemon. What is different, however, is the town's purpose. It serves as the Kanto's (the world in Red and Green, I think? Correct me if I'm wrong! I know Hoenn is Ruby and Sapphire!) pokemon graveyard. It features it's own special Tower (filled with graves) and an eerie song. The Lavender Town Syndrome (also known as "Lavender Town Tone" or "Lavender Town Suicides" and "Lavender Town Conspiracy") made itself famous shortly after the games release (1996) because it was said to cause mass suicides or illness of children aged from 7 - 12 years old. The reason of this was said to be listening to the original Lavender Town theme (check the subject's gallery for videos and pictures!) One video, which showed on Youtube on July 26th, 2010, appeared to have software that would actually analyse the LT theme and convert them into images. Pictures at the end of the song seemed to resemble the pokemon Unown. What is so strange about this is the fact that Unown didn't appear in generation one pokemon (Red and Green) and actually made it's appearance in Generation Two. Another strange thing that appears to be in Lavender Town is a couple of extra things. A "White Hand" sprite. A "Ghost Animation". And a model named the "Buried Alive Model". There is no known pictures of the BA Model but it has appeared in several copy-pasta's of the LTS. [i]The White Hand Sprite:[/i] Known as WhiteHand.gif, this was meant to appear as a pokemon on the third level of the Lavender Tower. It has four different animation; Introduction, Idle and two attacks. The attacks are known as "Fist" and "Brutal". Fist is basically just a punch. But the Brutal animation is missing several frames, apparently. It has been said to "Open up" and then it just cut's out. After that it appear's closed up again. There has been no record of the missing frames as of the time of this writing. The White Hand is depicted as a decaying, shriveled up White hand. [i]The Ghost Animation:[/i] Coded as Haunting.swf, the ghost animation was coded to appear in several places in the tower. Many people believe it is just a background feature as you can not interact with it. It has 59 frames in total. Half of these frames appear to be the normal Pokemon Ghost model. About a quarter of these frames appear to be static to create a fading out effect. The rest, strangely, appear to be screaming faces, a "Grim Reaper" style thing and corpses. Programmer Hisashi Sogabe has said that he has "No knowledge as to where the images surfaced". Not much else is known about TGA. [i]The Buried Alive Model:[/i] Known as the Buryman script, the BA model was to be the boss on top of the Lavender Town Tower. He was replaced by the ghost of a Marowak. Once arriving on top of the tower, the player would have this conversation with the Buryman: Buried Alive: You're... Here. BA: I'm trapped... BA: And I'm lonely... BA: So very lonely... BA: Won't you join me? After this, a battle would be initiated. Once in "BattleMode" the model would appear to be a decaying human corpse trying to crawl out of the ground. It was programmed to have two White Hands, a Gengar and a Muk. No script was written if you defeated the BA Model. The game-boy would just... freeze. Although, if you lost against the Buried Alive model then he would say something along the lines of "Finally, Fresh meat" followed by several lines of gibberish. He then dragged the character into the ground with him. Then "Game Over" would be displayed. But in the background the BA Model would be devouring the character. Apparently though, the file downloaded itself into the actual gameboy. So that when you turned on your GB you would view the Game Over image and the sound file staticmesh.wav was played. But anyway, Lavender Town is filled with creepyness. You may not realize it as you play through again soon but Lavender Town may have actually been the cause of many child suicides in 1996. Kinda makes you feel sick, doesn't it? Apparently though, the reason for the suicides were the theme song and that song alone. It is said that kids and young teenagers can actually hear different sounds in the music. [quote][/quote] If anyone has any suggestions for Myths I could do/research I would be happy to do just that! Just reply with the name of the myth or legend and I'll get straight on it. - Shadow [Edited on 04.08.2012 12:46 AM PDT]
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  • i can just imagine now that this is a reincarnation of me who remembered this story and is trying to get the message to as many reincarnations of me as possible

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowLegacy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A large Pie [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/An_Egg]This one isn't creepy, but still provides interesting theories.[/url][/quote] Mind=Blown.[/quote] Agreed 1000%. Oh, and post 2222 :D [Edited on 12.25.2011 11:56 AM PST]

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  • just thought that i'd wish everyone a merry christmas and hope that this thread will live a very long time ( keep the good work up shadow, you've created a masterful creation out of a simple thread )

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECONZisODST [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchieftyle wow. i can't believe happy appy ended. now that it's ended i think it's some good ground for shadow to cover. but i also have a story that would fit well with squidward's suicide and dead bart. here you go shadow! [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Amazing_World_of_Gumball,_The_Grieving] linky to the pasta [/url][/quote] trust me. some people get very angry when you dont link things.[/quote]sry, my computer likes to not do things i tell it to when i actually need it ;)

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchieftyle wow. i can't believe happy appy ended. now that it's ended i think it's some good ground for shadow to cover. but i also have a story that would fit well with squidward's suicide and dead bart. here you go shadow! [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Amazing_World_of_Gumball,_The_Grieving] linky to the pasta [/url][/quote] trust me. some people get very angry when you dont link things.

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  • wow. i can't believe happy appy ended. now that it's ended i think it's some good ground for shadow to cover. but i also have a story that would fit well with squidward's suicide and dead bart. here you go shadow! http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Amazing_World_of_Gumball,_The_Grieving

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowLegacy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECONZisODST shadow please do [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Happy_Appy] the happy appy [/url] creepypasta very long satisfieing read.[/quote] Read it before. The story has a lot of plotholes and bits that scream fake but overall it is a great read and mildly creepy. I'm not sure about doing an analysis or subject post on it but I may have to. Right now it's between that and the aforementioned Sonic X myth. I'm also thinking about doing a Holders subject post but that's more of a story rather then a myth. We shall see in the future. Also, in the future, if you would like to suggest a myth for me to do I would recommend not spamming the thread with all those bullcrap spammails. [/quote] do happy appy it seems to be more true than the Sonic X myth

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  • i was in Manhattan on Tuesday and i saw a have you seen THIS MAN poster on a billboard

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowLegacy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A large Pie [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/An_Egg]This one isn't creepy, but still provides interesting theories.[/url][/quote] Mind=Blown.[/quote] My thoughts exactly.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tanxs [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECONZisODST shadow please do [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Happy_Appy] the happy appy [/url] creepypasta very long satisfieing read.[/quote] So you spam Shadow's thread and then expect him to do you a favour?[/quote] spam his thread? if your refereing to the story i was posting a myth that me and my friend made up considering this is a myth thread. even though the thread isnt meant for people to post there own stuff i thought people who were as sick as me might find it an interesting read. and favour? ive already read the pasta and assessed it myself, im just giving him suggestions. [Edited on 12.22.2011 9:05 AM PST]

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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A large Pie [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/An_Egg]This one isn't creepy, but still provides interesting theories.[/url][/quote] Holy crap!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A large Pie [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/An_Egg]This one isn't creepy, but still provides interesting theories.[/url][/quote] Mind=Blown.

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  • [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/An_Egg]This one isn't creepy, but still provides interesting theories.[/url]

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  • I HAVE DONE IT! I HAVE SOLVED THE TERRIFYING "THEN WHO WAS PHONE?" [url=http://static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/3059143+_30d2dc5285c7502075610b8209ce8163.gif]Here....[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECONZisODST shadow please do [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Happy_Appy] the happy appy [/url] creepypasta very long satisfieing read.[/quote] Read it before. The story has a lot of plotholes and bits that scream fake but overall it is a great read and mildly creepy. I'm not sure about doing an analysis or subject post on it but I may have to. Right now it's between that and the aforementioned Sonic X myth. I'm also thinking about doing a Holders subject post but that's more of a story rather then a myth. We shall see in the future. Also, in the future, if you would like to suggest a myth for me to do I would recommend not spamming the thread with all those bullcrap spammails.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tanxs [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECONZisODST shadow please do [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Happy_Appy] the happy appy [/url] creepypasta very long satisfieing read.[/quote] So you spam Shadow's thread and then expect him to do you a favour?[/quote] well the creepypasta was interesting don't do the Sonic X one that's obviously fake [Edited on 12.22.2011 4:59 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECONZisODST shadow please do [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Happy_Appy] the happy appy [/url] creepypasta very long satisfieing read.[/quote] So you spam Shadow's thread and then expect him to do you a favour?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A large Pie He hasn't done it yet, [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_X_-_Episode_79_-_%22Goodnight,_Sweet_Princess%22]so here it is.[/url][/quote] creepy but incredibly fake

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECONZisODST shadow please do [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Happy_Appy] the happy appy [/url] creepypasta very long satisfieing read.[/quote] WOAH that was creepy

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  • shadow please do [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Happy_Appy] the happy appy [/url] creepypasta very long satisfieing read.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowLegacy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A large Pie He hasn't done it yet, [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_X_-_Episode_79_-_%22Goodnight,_Sweet_Princess%22]so here it is.[/url][/quote] Interesting yet also incredibly fake.[/quote]It's a good boredom read.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A large Pie He hasn't done it yet, [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_X_-_Episode_79_-_%22Goodnight,_Sweet_Princess%22]so here it is.[/url][/quote] Interesting yet also incredibly fake.

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  • He hasn't done it yet, [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_X_-_Episode_79_-_%22Goodnight,_Sweet_Princess%22]so here it is.[/url]

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  • nooooooooooow i gotta go upstairs. FUUUUUUUUUU-

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECONZisODST it all started out on a normal rhys day. after waking up at 6 o clock to play COD, when he opened the box for modern warfare 3 with a sharp scream of terror at the missing disk, he almost fainted. howether he realised that a note encased in the box implored him too visit his sisters room to aquire the first,imperetive, part of the disk. when he entered his sisters room, there was a note on his sleeping baby sister.it read " at the first part.it lies in my heart." rhys proceeded to shove his grebby little paws inside of his sisters throat. after rumaging around for what seemed like forever he finaly found a quater of the disk.he yanked the disk out with a force that equals that of an ant and eventualy got it out with his skinny little arms. thankfully since his arm was lodged down her throat the screams of terror where interupted by his timid elbow blocking her mouth. after aquiring a knife, he walked up to the locked toilet door which strangely had another sign on it. the sign read "the nxt piece of the disk is in hre." the mispelling of the sign even made a simple retard like rhys begin to expect this was no ordinary thing he was dealing with. after hearing a loud plop as if a balls landed in water, his dad exited the toilet with a newspaper on his possesion. rhys entered the bathroom to find a log of feces that would even surpass that of an elephant whos diet consists of beans. he then came to find that to pieces of his fabled COD disk were lodged inside the steaming log. he thrusted his paws into the log of still wet and slopping turd and after feeling around it too his pleasure for almost twenty minutes he found two pieces of the ever so orgasmic COD. after pulling out his hands still dripping the poop, he walked slowly down the stairs with 3 pieces of cod in his pocket and a knife in his poop filled hands. it had been alomost 12 hours since he had last played COD, he couldnt take it anymore and began to sob softly. after sobbing for around what seemed like not too long but was possibly over an hour he started thinking of children cutting their genitals, the thoughts were so arousing and got even more hardcore as rhys began to touch himself, his -blam!- moved up and down ever so violently as begun to cut the base of his errection, during this -blam!- fantasy he cut of his toe, momenterily after amputating his toe he went into an orgasm that surpass's the most amazing sex. he came out of the holes in his genitals and the stub where one of his toes are suppose to be. he then screamed and cut off all of his fingers but he had just enough left to let him play COD like a PRO still. in the pain which was oh so un-noticible to the aroused rhys, he screamed with a mix of -blam!- excitement and agony which awoke his mother who came down to see a feces coverd rhys who was stripping with sperm and missing his fingers and one toe. on his mothers forehead was a sign that said "Teh lastt peese iz insid mee and in my cervix iz were yoo can fuse dem awl too gever." he inserted his finger into her belly button which made a hole, a mother who was clouded with pain,misery and confusen just let it all happen. he used his other index finger which was purly bone like all of his other fingers to rip a gargantuas hole in his mothers stomach. he ripped out the final piece from he still moving lungs and fused them together in her hole. in the moment of rhys fusing a disk with his mothers -blam!- his father seen this ghastly sigh while walking down the stairs.he fainted from shock and hit his head on the railing of the stairs while falling down, instantaniously killing him. he then violently ripped out the disk with what seemed to be intestines jammed in the middle of the disk. when rhys pulled out the tube from the hole in the disk he found it still contained feces. he sucked it out of the hole like a straw savouring every preciouse munch of his mothers poo. he inserted the disk into his PS3, he had awaited this moment all day from the moment he killed his sister. sweat dripped down his naked body and dripped off of his still bleeding testicles like a tap. he now only had one hour to play the legendary COD as it was nearly 8 o'clock and he didnt want it to get passed his bedtime as he was tired already. when the loading screen screen came up he had a colosal orgasm as jizz spurted from holes all other his body onto his tv . he licked it off the tv so he could see COD and he began to play. as he entered bed reluctantly after a nigh of playing COD he shouted for his parents too tuck him in but then he realised he killed his whole family in search of COD. after playing COD for 1 month straight he died of starvation as he could not get sustinence other than his won blood and jizz to drink while he was playing COD. his life was complete and he died a happy man. THE END this story was brough to you by jak and corey [/quote]Exhaustion will kill you in 10 days. Dehydration will kill you between 7 and 14 days.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A single frito [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECONZisODST it all started out on a normal rhys day. after waking up at 6 o clock to play COD, when he opened the box for modern warfare 3 with a sharp scream of terror at the missing disk, he almost fainted. howether he realised that a note encased in the box implored him too visit his sisters room to aquire the first,imperetive, part of the disk. when he entered his sisters room, there was a note on his sleeping baby sister.it read " at the first part.it lies in my heart." rhys proceeded to shove his grebby little paws inside of his sisters throat. after rumaging around for what seemed like forever he finaly found a quater of the disk.he yanked the disk out with a force that equals that of an ant and eventualy got it out with his skinny little arms. thankfully since his arm was lodged down her throat the screams of terror where interupted by his timid elbow blocking her mouth. after aquiring a knife, he walked up to the locked toilet door which strangely had another sign on it. the sign read "the nxt piece of the disk is in hre." the mispelling of the sign even made a simple retard like rhys begin to expect this was no ordinary thing he was dealing with. after hearing a loud plop as if a balls landed in water, his dad exited the toilet with a newspaper on his possesion. rhys entered the bathroom to find a log of feces that would even surpass that of an elephant whos diet consists of beans. he then came to find that to pieces of his fabled COD disk were lodged inside the steaming log. he thrusted his paws into the log of still wet and slopping turd and after feeling around it too his pleasure for almost twenty minutes he found two pieces of the ever so orgasmic COD. after pulling out his hands still dripping the poop, he walked slowly down the stairs with 3 pieces of cod in his pocket and a knife in his poop filled hands. it had been alomost 12 hours since he had last played COD, he couldnt take it anymore and began to sob softly. after sobbing for around what seemed like not too long but was possibly over an hour he started thinking of children cutting their genitals, the thoughts were so arousing and got even more hardcore as rhys began to touch himself, his -blam!- moved up and down ever so violently as begun to cut the base of his errection, during this -blam!- fantasy he cut of his toe, momenterily after amputating his toe he went into an orgasm that surpass's the most amazing sex. he came out of the holes in his genitals and the stub where one of his toes are suppose to be. he then screamed and cut off all of his fingers but he had just enough left to let him play COD like a PRO still. in the pain which was oh so un-noticible to the aroused rhys, he screamed with a mix of -blam!- excitement and agony which awoke his mother who came down to see a feces coverd rhys who was stripping with sperm and missing his fingers and one toe. on his mothers forehead was a sign that said "Teh lastt peese iz insid mee and in my cervix iz were yoo can fuse dem awl too gever." he inserted his finger into her belly button which made a hole, a mother who was clouded with pain,misery and confusen just let it all happen. he used his other index finger which was purly bone like all of his other fingers to rip a gargantuas hole in his mothers stomach. he ripped out the final piece from he still moving lungs and fused them together in her hole. in the moment of rhys fusing a disk with his mothers -blam!- his father seen this ghastly sigh while walking down the stairs.he fainted from shock and hit his head on the railing of the stairs while falling down, instantaniously killing him. he then violently ripped out the disk with what seemed to be intestines jammed in the middle of the disk. when rhys pulled out the tube from the hole in the disk he found it still contained feces. he sucked it out of the hole like a straw savouring every preciouse munch of his mothers poo. he inserted the disk into his PS3, he had awaited this moment all day from the moment he killed his sister. sweat dripped down his naked body and dripped off of his still bleeding testicles like a tap. he now only had one hour to play the legendary COD as it was nearly 8 o'clock and he didnt want it to get passed his bedtime as he was tired already. when the loading screen screen came up he had a colosal orgasm as jizz spurted from holes all other his body onto his tv . he licked it off the tv so he could see COD and he began to play. as he entered bed reluctantly after a nigh of playing COD he shouted for his parents too tuck him in but then he realised he killed his whole family in search of COD. after playing COD for 1 month straight he died of starvation as he could not get sustinence other than his won blood and jizz to drink while he was playing COD. his life was complete and he died a happy man. THE END this incredibly fake creepypasta was brough to you by jak and corey [/quote] Fixed for the whole internet.[/quote] how can you not believe it?!?!?! wait until your cod disk goes missing ya gee

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