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I had a weird dream about MLP.

Ok, I had a weird dream about MLP. They were in my house and they were trying to kill my cats. Then they turned into muffins. Wtf?!? what are some weird dreams you've had? EDIT: Seriously, now I can't edit my topic because it has been reported. WTF is wrong with you people? 2nd EDIT: I hate you guys. Watch me get banned for this. 3rd EDIT: Taco I'm not stupid! [Edited on 07.07.2011 3:57 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Daft_Punk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Daft_Punk I can't say that I don't. But still, the OP is trolling.[/quote] wai, wt, but but, i i, wt. Ye but, wait, i'm -blam!- speechless. thats just -blam!- up.[/quote]Guys, I think I broke him...[/quote]Better send him to the repair shop.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkamena Pie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Harbing3r UK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultros__ Ugh...I am almost considering buying one of these. [/quote] That is the last time i am EVER clicking a link BEFORE reading what the post was and who by...[/quote] What was the link? O_o[/quote]Some things are better left unsaid...

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  • I fapped like 3 times to this story.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkamena Pie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Harbing3r UK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultros__ Ugh...I am almost considering buying one of these. [/quote] That is the last time i am EVER clicking a link BEFORE reading what the post was and who by...[/quote] What was the link? O_o[/quote] A certain website, selling a certain kind of something, which i never want to see again, certainly...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Daft_Punk I can't say that I don't. But still, the OP is trolling.[/quote] wai, wt, but but, i i, wt. Ye but, wait, i'm -blam!- speechless. thats just -blam!- up.[/quote]Guys, I think I broke him...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Daft_Punk I can't say that I don't. But still, the OP is trolling.[/quote] wai, wt, but but, i i, wt. Ye but, wait, i'm -blam!- speechless. thats just -blam!- up.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Harbing3r UK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultros__ Ugh...I am almost considering buying one of these. [/quote] That is the last time i am EVER clicking a link BEFORE reading what the post was and who by...[/quote] What was the link? O_o

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Daft_Punk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bowserkilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari ok ok, WTF IS THIS -blam!-, JUST TELL ME WTF IS THIS STUPID ASS MOTHER -blam!- -blam!- I JUST READ... DO ALL BRONYS HAVE DREAMS LIKE THESE, you sicken me op, JUST GTFO.[/quote] Seriously bro, who pissed in your frosted flakes?[/quote] Really though, why would someone dream of that. Either: 1. Op is trolling 2. Op is messed up[/quote]I'll go with trolling.[/quote] hmm, i don't suppose you have dreams about the crack whore sluttershy like thsi 1??? because thats kind of -blam!- up if you do.[/quote]I can't say that I don't. But still, the OP is trolling.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultros__ Ugh...I am almost considering buying one of these. [/quote] That is the last time i am EVER clicking a link BEFORE reading what the post was and who by... [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultros__ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Daft_Punk I'll go with trolling.[/quote] Remember this? [/quote] Can we all just sign a petition to get Daft_punks username changed so i never think [Edited on 07.07.2011 2:12 PM PDT]

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  • Those links are safe, right?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Daft_Punk I'll go with trolling.[/quote] Remember this? [i]Daft punk was sitting on his couch, looking at the blank TV. It was his 27th birthday today, but nobody came. He sent invitations to his relatives and to people who he thought were his friends. But nobody came. Daft blew out the candles on his cake, wishing that they invitees would die for stabbing him in the back and not showing up. Just then,he heard a knock at the door. Daft jumped up and over to the door and opened it. Standing there was a lankey effeminate guy with long hair. He looked like some sort of g*y emo. "Uh... may I help you?" Daft said. "I came to help you Daft" said Wyldfire. "Huh?" Daft was obviously confused. "May I come in out of the rain?" Wyldfire said. "uh...sure who are you?" Daft answered as he Wyld into the house. As soon as daft shut the door, a blinding bright light shone from wyld. When the light disappeared, Wyld had transformed into a humanoid fox. "W-wyld?!? I t-thought...you are...you are really a" stammered Daft Punk. "Yes daft, I am a kitsune." Wyld smiled, his whiskers moving with his cheeks. Daft stood there amazed, unable to believe his eyes. "I'm sorry wyld, I never knew..." "shhh its ok. I only show my true form to people I love." These words moved Daft to tears. He always felt something for wyld as a human, but he never thought wyld was really a kitsune, and he never thought that a kitsune would love him back. "I have a gift for you Daft" said wyld in a sly voice. Wyld dispensed of his raincoat and he stood there, naked in this anthro-fox form. There was a bow wrapped around his waist. "Ohhh wyld, I love you so much" cried Daft, who immediately ranover and hugged wyld. They both kissed, wyld's whiskers tickled Daft's cheeks, but he loved it. "This is the best birthday gift I've ever received!" said Daft. Wyld grinned at him and said nothing. While they were kissing, wyld began to take off daft's clothes. First his pants, then his shirt, then his underwear. Daft and wyld were both butt naked, embracing eachother. "I want to so much" Daft said to wyld, looking into his beautiful yellow eyes. "I want you too honey." murred wyldfyre, his Kitsune -blam!- beginning to emerge from the sheath. Daft reached around the kitsune and undid the bow. Then they both went over to the bed, wyld laid Daft on his back and spread his legs. "Do you trust me daft?" said wyld. Daft nodded, looking art wyld's shaft which was now all the way out, the swollen not at the base. A scent of musk filled the air. Daft felt wild poke at his tailhole, then he groaned as wyld slid his length in. He could feel the canid -blam!- throbbing against his prostate and he groaned. Wyld bent down to kiss daft, and then he thrust. Daft groaned into wyldfyre's maw as the knot stretched his tight little -blam!-. Wyld pulled out, only to thrust right back in, he shuddered with pleasure. Daft's own -blam!- was now erect and leaking with pre. "Oh gods! don't stop wyld!" wyld didn't stop. In fact, he picked up the pace, thrusting into Daft again and again and again. They both moaned and kisses, hugging eachother while they resumed their unholy act. Wyld grunted like a beast and daft crooned like a little girl as they both neared their climax. Then, daft screamed, the orgasm taking him by surprise and he shot all over wyldfyre's stomach. Wyldfyre, hearing daft scream and feeling his muscle spasm around his -blam!-, roared, and he shot jets of -blam!- into daft's tight -blam!-. Just then, the part arrived. Daft's mother and father, and all of his friends entered the apartment just in time to see daft getting -blam!- by a fox thing. They were so horrified that they all had simultaneous heart attacks and died. Daft's wish was granted. [/i]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Daft_Punk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bowserkilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari ok ok, WTF IS THIS -blam!-, JUST TELL ME WTF IS THIS STUPID ASS MOTHER -blam!- -blam!- I JUST READ... DO ALL BRONYS HAVE DREAMS LIKE THESE, you sicken me op, JUST GTFO.[/quote] Seriously bro, who pissed in your frosted flakes?[/quote] Really though, why would someone dream of that. Either: 1. Op is trolling 2. Op is messed up[/quote]I'll go with trolling.[/quote] hmm, i don't suppose you have dreams about the crack whore sluttershy like thsi 1??? because thats kind of -blam!- up if you do.

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  • I wont lie tho the story was funny lol. Was weird as it was. Btw I have the best MLP coup /fact

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bowserkilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari ok ok, WTF IS THIS -blam!-, JUST TELL ME WTF IS THIS STUPID ASS MOTHER -blam!- -blam!- I JUST READ... DO ALL BRONYS HAVE DREAMS LIKE THESE, you sicken me op, JUST GTFO.[/quote] Seriously bro, who pissed in your frosted flakes?[/quote] Really though, why would someone dream of that. Either: 1. Op is trolling 2. Op is messed up[/quote]I'll go with trolling.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultros__ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StableCHAOS 117 I REPORTED EVERY LINK!!!!!GAHHH[/quote]but not the OP?[/quote] Op too

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StableCHAOS 117 I REPORTED EVERY LINK!!!!!GAHHH[/quote]but not the OP?

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  • I REPORTED EVERY LINK!!!!!GAHHH

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jaz Millennium Okay after reading all the comments, am I the ONLY NORMAL Bronie on this website who doesn't fantasize about having [sex] with them? Btw my old Twilight Coup would have been perfect for this because thats how awkward im feeling right now.[/quote] The mere thought..... Makes me want to vomit everywhere. Wouldn't even if I could. My Religion comes first.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bowserkilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari ok ok, WTF IS THIS -blam!-, JUST TELL ME WTF IS THIS STUPID ASS MOTHER -blam!- -blam!- I JUST READ... DO ALL BRONYS HAVE DREAMS LIKE THESE, you sicken me op, JUST GTFO.[/quote] Seriously bro, who pissed in your frosted flakes?[/quote] Really though, why would someone dream of that. Either: 1. Op is trolling 2. Op is messed up[/quote] No -blam!- he's trolling. Come on man :/

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] william ian ROFLMAO this is still going[/quote]I am truly shocked that it has not been reported yet. I expected it to last 2 or 3 pages.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bowserkilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari ok ok, WTF IS THIS -blam!-, JUST TELL ME WTF IS THIS STUPID ASS MOTHER -blam!- -blam!- I JUST READ... DO ALL BRONYS HAVE DREAMS LIKE THESE, you sicken me op, JUST GTFO.[/quote] Seriously bro, who pissed in your frosted flakes?[/quote] Really though, why would someone dream of that. Either: 1. Op is trolling 2. Op is messed up[/quote]Oh, the OP is trolling. Big time.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bowserkilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari ok ok, WTF IS THIS -blam!-, JUST TELL ME WTF IS THIS STUPID ASS MOTHER -blam!- -blam!- I JUST READ... DO ALL BRONYS HAVE DREAMS LIKE THESE, you sicken me op, JUST GTFO.[/quote] Seriously bro, who pissed in your frosted flakes?[/quote] Really though, why would someone dream of that. Either: 1. Op is trolling 2. Op is messed up[/quote] I'll go with number one.

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  • ROFLMAO this is still going

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  • I read the thread name, clicked becuase I thought it might be funny, then I had second thoughts. I decided to write this post becuase... well, I have no idea. *awkwardly leaves thread*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jaz Millennium Okay after reading all the comments, am I the ONLY NORMAL Bronie on this website who doesn't fantasize about having [sex] with them? Btw my old Twilight Coup would have been perfect for this because thats how awkward im feeling right now.[/quote] I don't. I'm not that kind of person at all! I find it absolutely disgusting tbh, but I respect peoples decisions if they wish to do so.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bowserkilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari ok ok, WTF IS THIS -blam!-, JUST TELL ME WTF IS THIS STUPID ASS MOTHER -blam!- -blam!- I JUST READ... DO ALL BRONYS HAVE DREAMS LIKE THESE, you sicken me op, JUST GTFO.[/quote] Seriously bro, who pissed in your frosted flakes?[/quote] Really though, why would someone dream of that. Either: 1. Op is trolling 2. Op is messed up

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