Way back when Bungie had a support site. The Support site featured the ability to talk to the soul of a guy who released an early beta of Marathon: Infinity, and then put the wrong labels on the shipping discs!
His job was simple: answering your questions (with a smile).
Unfortunately, when Bungie.net was revamped in 2004, The Soul became a bearer of bad news for all Bungie.net members (literally). Two community members (poena.dare and Gholsbane) decided that leaving the Soul in it's current state was unfitting for his injustices, and decided to duplicate him for the [i]sole[/i] purpose of answering questions again.
When poena.dare's site went down (and the Soul broke free), I took on the reins of the beast. Though not perfect by any means, it gets the job done.
[url=http://www.duardo.net/soul]You will find him here, waiting for you.[/url] He may be a little mean, but he won't hurt you (much).
[quote]The page has remain almost unchanged from poena.dare's site. I will be making updates soon. I wanted this to be released for Bungie Day.
Feel free to post your conversations with the Soul in the thread. [url=http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?cid=58]Here's an early example[/url] of what awaits you.[/quote]
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He's alive! The Soul's alive! He's in the Old West, but he's alive! [Edited on 07.07.2011 1:30 PM PDT]
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Awesome, very cool.
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Ahh how his negative remarks were truly missed.
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I asked it, "What happened your body" and it said "Stop asking me questions. Run along. Life's wasted on the living, I always say.". Crafty bugger.
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This and Bungie Day! Tis a good day.
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LMAO, type 'Achronos' into it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ArmourElite LMAO, type 'Achronos' into it.[/quote]"Achronos is also called Tommy Two-G's by those familiar with his mafia past." LMAO!
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Question: Duard0 The soul says: My brain hurts.
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Apparently Qbix is hawt. He was already my favourite mod too!
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This is pretty sweet!
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Awesome. This is going to keep me busy for awhile...
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"Is Duardo cool?" "Have you PM'd Duardo lately?"
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[quote][b]Question:[/b] Hi Soul. [b]The soul says:[/b] Leave me alone. You're interfering with my slow crawl towards infinity.[/quote] YOU MADE HIM SO MEAN! [Edited on 07.07.2011 11:11 AM PDT]
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Thank you for doing this! It's always fun to see the responses.
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[quote]Question: Hey, is Qbix89 cool? The soul says: A hawt Norwegian. [/quote]
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I miss Soul appearing in random threads and freaking people out.
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Me: How far is infinity? Soul: Infinity is a long way off.
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[quote]Question: How are you? The soul says: I'm fine and dandy. And you?[/quote] Either that's sarcasm or he likes being on a crawl towards infinity. [Edited on 07.07.2011 11:20 AM PDT]
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me: Whats up soul: just hanging he seems pretty chill
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Question: Do you care about 343? The soul says: Not Bungie; don't care. Question: Can you tell me where Ling Ling is? The soul says: Ah, you seek the source of my power... never! [Edited on 07.07.2011 11:19 AM PDT]
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Question: Can I have a steak? The soul says: It helps if you tell me which game you have a question about. Yeah.
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The soul needs to post today! just one.. last.. time! DO IT SOUL!! OR.. Are you scared?
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This is awesome. Ask it if it speaks German/French/Spanish. Also, it's "probably not" a -blam!-. [Edited on 07.07.2011 11:22 AM PDT]
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Question: Frog Blast the Vent Core! The soul says: You know, like Hermit. lol.
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I wanted to do this for a long time!
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Oh, hes back........ RUN