Way back when Bungie had a support site. The Support site featured the ability to talk to the soul of a guy who released an early beta of Marathon: Infinity, and then put the wrong labels on the shipping discs!
His job was simple: answering your questions (with a smile).
Unfortunately, when Bungie.net was revamped in 2004, The Soul became a bearer of bad news for all Bungie.net members (literally). Two community members (poena.dare and Gholsbane) decided that leaving the Soul in it's current state was unfitting for his injustices, and decided to duplicate him for the [i]sole[/i] purpose of answering questions again.
When poena.dare's site went down (and the Soul broke free), I took on the reins of the beast. Though not perfect by any means, it gets the job done.
[url=http://www.duardo.net/soul]You will find him here, waiting for you.[/url] He may be a little mean, but he won't hurt you (much).
[quote]The page has remain almost unchanged from poena.dare's site. I will be making updates soon. I wanted this to be released for Bungie Day.
Feel free to post your conversations with the Soul in the thread. [url=http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?cid=58]Here's an early example[/url] of what awaits you.[/quote]
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Here's a few I have found that are answered the same way. Question: The flood The soul says: A cesspool that I love. I PM many individuals who frequent that forum. Question: Halo Reach The soul says: Go away. Question: Duardo The soul says: Have you PM'd Duardo lately?
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Try... Myth, Marathon, Halo...[url=http://www.duardo.net/soul/answers.html]DUH?!?![/url] [Edited on 07.07.2011 9:06 PM PDT]
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I love you Question: why am i blacklisted? The soul says: You may be able to find the answer to your question at the Bungie support site. [Edited on 07.07.2011 8:55 PM PDT]
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Neat *snaps picture*
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I have a growing list on the second page of ones I found that give a unique answer.
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Lol just got your message on LIVE. It got me all excited... now I have been sitting her for half an hour thinking up ways to outwit The Soul. Me: I love you. Soul: It's not love, it's infatuation. ... :( [Edited on 07.07.2011 7:59 PM PDT]
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Me: member titles Soul: lol don't care Win
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*waits for Disembodied Soul to post*
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lol, nice job!
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Win. Just win. <3 Duardo.
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Me: Call of duty Soul: Let's not talk about that. Let's talk about something fun. M: :D [Edited on 07.07.2011 6:27 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Marik Ishtar Me: Bill Gates? The Soul: We used to share a cube together. We go way back. Haha![/quote] Question: Steve Jobs The soul says: I'm getting real sick of all this. I'm going fishing. Question: Hangover The soul says: I'm not sure that's something I can help you with. [Edited on 07.07.2011 6:22 PM PDT]
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Question: These aren't the droids you're looking for The soul says: I think you're trying to fool me. It won't work. O_O [Edited on 07.07.2011 6:17 PM PDT]
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its like a virtual girlfriend
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[quote][b]Question: [/b] [i]Would you like some hotdogs and a blanket? [/i] [b]The soul says:[/b] [i]You know the answer. Just look in the mirror.[/i][/quote] [u]WHAT[/u] Thank you though, Duardo. You are the best.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viperconn hahaha "343i" "Not Bungie; don't care." This is awesome! [/quote]That's great!
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I typed in FoMan, and the reply was: You should ask him about his mom. I heard she gets around.
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[quote]Question: Do you blame stosh? The soul says: You should always blame stosh. ALWAYS![/quote]
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[quote] Question: Do you like rum? The soul says: That question has many answers. [/quote]
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What are you? The soul says: I'm a rules-based perl script. This whole soul thing is just a big scam. Well, well, well.
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You saved us all Duardo, Or potentially doomed us all depending on the disembodied soul's mood.
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Excellent work Duardo. You brought the Disembodied Soul back. I hope I don't have to get a PM from him... *shivers*
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Question: Waffle The soul says: My brain hurts -.- ~TGW
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This souls like a magic 8 ball.
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Me: Bill Gates? The Soul: We used to share a cube together. We go way back. Haha!
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I've been talking with the soul to pass the time. (He said he was a tard) [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spawn031 Awesomesauce :)[/quote]