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6/12/2011 10:51:58 AM
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My girlfriend isn't pregnant anymore! Update on page 10
I just have a small suspicion that she might be pregnant. She doesn't look fat or anything, but she's not had her period and she's getting a bit moody.
Her boobs have also gotten a bit larger too. Not very, but slightly. And she's trying to avoid speaking to me on MSN, and will only give me basic responses at school if I speak to her.
Wat do? Halp? PS, I'm only 16, so I REALLY don't want this.
[Edited on 06.13.2011 4:59 AM PDT]
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Congrats!
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Punch her down some stairs.
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Congratulations, your swimmers are working.
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You'll think twice before cybersexing again.
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Su1c1de is teh onleh awptiun, sun.
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It's possible. Or you're just being paranoid.
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You're a daddy!
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Take her to the Maury Show.
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OP, prepare to end your life right now. You're going to have no future, no respect, no dignity; and last but not least, no pride. Have fun dropping out of school to pay for a kid. Or have fun running away and watching as [i]she[/i] drops out of school to pay for the kid with 2 F/T jobs. All I gotta say is: Y U NO WRAP IT UP?
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LOL another entry for 16 and pregnant. -blam!- this society that i live in.
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You better start wishing it's a healty child.
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Gratz man. I hope it isn't yours !
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Rule 1: Cover your stump before you hump.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OldMacByers Punch her down some stairs.[/quote]Isn't that just a little bit bad? Like she's already not talking to me, but I don't want her to hate me forever.
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Ask her. Defensiveness, surprise, or shocked-anger are all indicative of a "yes" regardless of the words she uses. If she isn't, she'll probably be more apologetic, contemptuous, or just casual. "What? No!!" = F**k yes. "Ew, no. Screw you." = Prob'ly not? "Lol no." = No. "Um, no. What made you think that? :\" = No. "No. What's [i]actually[/i] up is..." = No.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda OP, prepare to end your life right now. You're going to have no future, no respect, no dignity; and last but not least, no pride. Have fun dropping out of school to pay for a kid. Or have fun running away and watching as [i]she[/i] drops out of school to pay for the kid with 2 F/T jobs. All I gotta say is: Y U NO WRAP IT UP?[/quote]I had none left. I pulled out and I actually didn't finish, last time we *ahem*. I'm a bit confuzzled as to how it happened. This has NEVER happened before.
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Well, there is always [url=http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/257347/257347,1232946301,1/stock-photo-red-abort-button-23884600.jpg]this[/url]..... LOL JK MAN! Don't say you don't want this! Good for you man!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tincanman93 Gratz man. I hope it isn't yours ![/quote] This. Pray she cheated. I mean she isn't talking to you, so you've just got to hope it's her guilt. Accuse her and say it isn't yours no matter what evidence she throws at you. Also, Wrap it before you tap it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] st kymon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OldMacByers Punch her down some stairs.[/quote]Isn't that just a little bit bad? Like she's already not talking to me, but I don't want her to hate me forever. [/quote] Do you want a kid?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] st kymon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda OP, prepare to end your life right now. You're going to have no future, no respect, no dignity; and last but not least, no pride. Have fun dropping out of school to pay for a kid. Or have fun running away and watching as [i]she[/i] drops out of school to pay for the kid with 2 F/T jobs. All I gotta say is: Y U NO WRAP IT UP?[/quote]I had none left. I pulled out and I actually didn't finish, last time we *ahem*. I'm a bit confuzzled as to how it happened. This has NEVER happened before.[/quote] Withdrawal doesn't work. It's a fact.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snipingphoenix7 Rule 1: Cover your stump before you hump.[/quote] Rule 2: Don't be silly, wrap your willy.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DavidJCobb Ask her. Defensiveness, surprise, or shocked-anger are all indicative of a "yes" regardless of the words she uses. If she isn't, she'll probably be more apologetic, contemptuous, or just casual. "What? No!!" = F**k yes. "Ew, no. Screw you." = Prob'ly not? "Lol no." = No. "Um, no. What made you think that? :\" = No. "No. What's [i]actually[/i] up is..." = No.[/quote]I'll do it. Just gotta actually get the ability to actually speak to her for more than a "hi".
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That"s awesome,but you are too young.You two still have to go to school and so on. I wish you two luck!
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surprise abortion Use an axe
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] st kymon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda OP, prepare to end your life right now. You're going to have no future, no respect, no dignity; and last but not least, no pride. Have fun dropping out of school to pay for a kid. Or have fun running away and watching as [i]she[/i] drops out of school to pay for the kid with 2 F/T jobs. All I gotta say is: Y U NO WRAP IT UP?[/quote]I had none left. I pulled out and I actually didn't finish, last time we *ahem*. I'm a bit confuzzled as to how it happened. This has NEVER happened before.[/quote] Oh! I think I know! (But I'll get around to the no-rubber thing afterwards, you stupid boy) Is she on any birth control? If so, her 'swollen' tits may be from that. Her mood swings are more than likely also from that. When I was on birth control all of those things happened. Remember that birth control is essentially pumping hormones into you; so the moods are probably... about 99% from that. But also remember that she may not be talking to you because of the fact you did the 'pull-out' method. First off. E-SLAP. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. Never, and I repeat, NEVER go solely on the pull-out method. You deserve the kid if you rely on that. Second, she's probably ignoring you because she was uncomfortable with you doing it? idk, ask her about that. I don't know enough on that one. tl;dr: BIRTH CONTROL IS THE ANSWER.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SumDuud [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] st kymon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda OP, prepare to end your life right now. You're going to have no future, no respect, no dignity; and last but not least, no pride. Have fun dropping out of school to pay for a kid. Or have fun running away and watching as [i]she[/i] drops out of school to pay for the kid with 2 F/T jobs. All I gotta say is: Y U NO WRAP IT UP?[/quote]I had none left. I pulled out and I actually didn't finish, last time we *ahem*. I'm a bit confuzzled as to how it happened. This has NEVER happened before.[/quote] Withdrawal doesn't work. It's a fact.[/quote]Even though I didn't finish at all? As I said, I've not worn one before and pulled it out, nothing came of it.
