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8/12/2004 6:35:18 AM
This is a thread to see who has done the dumbest, most dangerous, and/or most painful thing ever. Mine is in the dumb/dangerous catergory. It actually happened today. I went out side, opened the bar-b-q valve, pushed the lighter and left. What I didn't do though is check to see if it lit. 35 minutes later, my mom was home and I went to pu the meat on the grill. I noticed it wasn't on so I pushed the ignitor and FWOOOOOOOOOOSH. All the gas ignited. The flames literally came a 2 feet out of every place they could and I got a good deal of a heat surge. I actually flew back out of reaction. Maybe it was dumb but it was cool. Also I once got this cut up my ___hole. Taking a dump hurt beyond beleif. I literally got cold sweats and avoided doing it for over a week and a half. This went on for 3 months. I thought I was going to die. It hurt bad. You may laugh but anyone who has ever had this happen knows what I am talking about. Also ever tasted Milk of Magnesium.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................srry, had to go toss my cookies just thinking of it. Point is, don't get consitpated because you'll get these cuts on your butt.

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