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11/16/2010 2:50:04 AM
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Flood, we're going to break into Bungie Studios.

[quote][b]MISSION STATUS[/b] We are on floor: Building mainly cleared, NO BUNGIE! - NO BASE! [b]IT WAS ALL A DECOY!!! BUNGIE IS NOT IN THE BUILDING! WERE ARE THEY? FIND DOCUMENTS GUYS! THERE HAS TO BE SOME CLUES![/b] Space base destroyed GENERAL TROLL DEAD!![/quote] [b]De-Briefing:[/b] BS is a 50-story tall skyscraper, with guards posted in almost every position. Our goal, agent? Poop on Archonos' desk. Which is on ironically on the 50th floor. Heres what we know so far. On the 1-15 floor they have rent-a-henchmens. Easy to take out, but some do have skills. From the 16-25 floor, Marines are posted. Automatic rifles and stun grenades are in their arsenal. 25-40th floor, ODSTS. What did you expect. Its Bungie. 40-45th? Grunts. A cool-down I guess. 45-50th, well its rumored they have Spartans. Gear up. Snacks and drugs are provided throughout the mission. Were going to need every type of soldier we can get. People will die in this invasion, but it will be all for a good cause. NUT UP OR SHUT UP. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hokage123679 Men, what we do now will determine the fate of not just B.net, but the future generations of Floodians that will one day carry our great forum into godhood. Fight to your last breath. For the future. For the Flood![/quote] [b]EPIC WINS[/b] Floors 1-3 We destroyed Bungie's TOASTER!! [b]Squads[/b] Alpha Squad [dead] Blue Team Read Team [dead] Gold Team Orange Team Charlie Squad Waco Team [b]Deceased:[/b] theshadowstriker - 3rd Floor - "Tell em to make it count.." Alpha Squad - ?? Floor - "Its..its the..FLOOD!" *radio static* Red Team - ?? Floor - "An epic team, the best team. - Troll" General Troll - Space Base - "Godspeed Floodians. Godspee-" ------------- [quote] ROGER!! *drops rope down to 7th floor* *ziplines down* *sees Foman* Too many bans, Foman. I think he's leading the attack down here, brethren. Go on, I'll catch up. *door closes behind me* *turns around at Foman* *grins* Long time no see...[/quote] [quote]Sir, Stosh's Mom has been wiping out infantry like crazy. We need command to send in reinforcements or else we will lose. We need heavy weapons and snipers. [/quote] [Edited on 11.15.2010 8:24 PM PST]
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  • *Resumes radio contact* Covenant patrols were passing through and I managed to secure a Wraith. I'm lighting them up, but the Banshees from a nearby vehicle depot are proving to be a nuisance. *Gunfire, explosions and mayhem* GET SOME, COVIES! *Whooshing sounds* ... Banshees are breaking off, along with Ghosts. I must've been to big of a threat! *Booming sound in the distance, followed by trees being uprooted and thrown about* -blam!- CHRIST! THEY'VE GOT A SCARAB!

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  • *ccscscscschhh* HELP! I've been locked in the janitors closet on floor 36!!!! I tried to find the stairs in the dark and wound up in here! *cscscssshhh* It smells really bad and I need evac! *ccccsccsccschh*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacosaladman Sir that was a training bomb on how to arm it so. SECURITY airlock this traitor.[/quote] *shoots security guard* You'll never catch me alive! *Jumps out of falcon*

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  • Come on nobody even saw my epic fight. I died in vain.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deathtrap462 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vinjhup *chhh* We're under atta- *chhh* Request immediate backu- *chhh* I'm low on ammo and we've got an injured sold- *chhh* Please- *chhhh* *radio is silent*[/quote] Oh shi- We've gotta get him outta there![/quote] five men enroute

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Raaid [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacosaladman Captain I will brief you on the way. Your mission: detonate a bomb full of the deadliest nerotoxin Known to mankind. when detonated it will kill 90% of all the life at bungie and the pentagon. Heavenly death out [/quote]Copy that. Brown Team out.[/quote] GOGOGOGOGOGO *mission clock starts* 40h:20m:20s Men you are going in with out cover. Godspeed.

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  • Threads like this are why the Flood wins.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vinjhup *chhh* We're under atta- *chhh* Request immediate backu- *chhh* I'm low on ammo and we've got an injured sold- *chhh* Please- *chhhh* *radio is silent*[/quote] Oh shi- We've gotta get him outta there!

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  • the captian of the normandy owes me a favour [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] husky1994 *looks up in the sky ans sees a massive ship-like thing with tentacles* "Ah yes, Reapers!"[/quote]

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  • *looks up in the sky ans sees a massive ship-like thing with tentacles* "Ah yes, Reapers!"

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  • five men en route to your position

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deathtrap462 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacosaladman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Raaid [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vinjhup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacosaladman YOU ROWED OFF COURSE BY 20 MILES ROW BACK TO ORIGINAL SPOT![/quote] This is captain vinjhup, we've got a Pelican here to pick you up, just tell us where you need to go....[/quote]ROW BACK MEN, ROW BACK. We'll light a signal flare. That will mark our position.[/quote]Captain I will brief you on the way. Your mission: detonate a bomb full of the deadliest nerotoxin Known to mankind. when detonated it will kill 90% of all the life at bungie and the pentagon. Heavenly death out [/quote] What's this? *presses button* ...***BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM***[/quote]Sir that was a training bomb on how to arm it so. SECURITY airlock this traitor.

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  • *chhh* We're under atta- *chhh* Request immediate backu- *chhh* I'm low on ammo and we've got an injured sold- *chhh* Please- *chhhh* *radio is silent*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacosaladman Captain I will brief you on the way. Your mission: detonate a bomb full of the deadliest nerotoxin Known to mankind. when detonated it will kill 90% of all the life at bungie and the pentagon. Heavenly death out [/quote]Copy that. Brown Team out.

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  • *Dies to meet with general troll*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Goalie Master 8 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AvengerTam1010 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Goalie Master 8 My group is deleted. Hokage's group is now official HQ.[/quote]so uh...are we done here, should we migrate?[/quote] No. Keep this thread alive. That is just for writing the memorial when this dies. Anyways, enough with the group. Back to Achronos' desk![/quote] *Chhh* This is urk, we stole your relaxing ally comm, next time, don't feed everybody beans. Your friend not breaking either, you better hope this fool who killed achronos gets out alive. *Chhhh*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JMAN07 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ManOwar90 cccch this is general man0war is anyone alive repeat is anyone alive if you are meet up at floor 79 west block repeat regroup floor 79 west block over and out cccch[/quote] bring as much weapinry as possible Sir yes sir! I'll bring the man cannons!!![/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacosaladman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Raaid [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vinjhup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacosaladman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Raaid WE SEE NO ONI PICK UP!!![/quote]YOU ROWED OFF COURSE BY 20 MILES ROW BACK TO ORIGINAL SPOT![/quote] This is captain vinjhup, we've got a Pelican here to pick you up, just tell us where you need to go....[/quote]ROW BACK MEN, ROW BACK. We'll light a signal flare. That will mark our position.[/quote]Captain I will brief you on the way. Your mission: detonate a bomb full of the deadliest nerotoxin Known to mankind. when detonated it will kill 90% of all the life at bungie and the pentagon. Heavenly death out [/quote] What's this? *presses button* ...***BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM***

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  • Gamma leader out. *loud thud and crunching noise*

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  • Best thread ever.

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  • *Head asplodes*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vezakam I'm here for you, friend. I'm sending a pack of jumping spiders to help clear the skies.[/quote] Thank God!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ManOwar90 cccch this is general man0war is anyone alive repeat is anyone alive if you are meet up at floor 79 west block repeat regroup floor 79 west block over and out cccch[/quote] Sir yes sir! I'll bring the man cannons!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Raaid [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vinjhup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacosaladman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Raaid WE SEE NO ONI PICK UP!!![/quote]YOU ROWED OFF COURSE BY 20 MILES ROW BACK TO ORIGINAL SPOT![/quote] This is captain vinjhup, we've got a Pelican here to pick you up, just tell us where you need to go....[/quote]ROW BACK MEN, ROW BACK. We'll light a signal flare. That will mark our position.[/quote]Captain I will brief you on the way. Your mission: detonate a bomb full of the deadliest nerotoxin Known to mankind. when detonated it will kill 90% of all the life at bungie and the pentagon. Heavenly death out

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    Echo! Suit up and get ready to drop! [Edited on 11.15.2010 9:10 PM PST]

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  • Too late, The halo has shot, the few suvivors shall arrive the HQ in roflcopters. Charlie out

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