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11/27/2005 4:42:14 AM
War and Spam Ch1 [i]Meet the cast part 1[/i] [i]This is the was the war works, there are non-spammers and spammers. If a non-spammer shoots a spammer, the spammer get's tagged.And get's backlisted by the mods at HQ. If a non-spammer get's shot, he becomes a spammer, so the mods are forced to ban him.[/i] ChiChi was a sniper in the 502 regiment, a.k.a Halifax's regiment. He had been in this war a long time, going from a private in Mombassa to the head sniper in one of Halfax's regiment.He was in a tree, in the middle of an oasis, in the middle of the forest.. The enemy were using SPAM-47's and he was pinned down, but was still able to take down of their members. Re-loading he cursed at himself when he dropped the clip down.Suddenly he heard a crunch. Someone was climbing up the tree, to him.Now, ChiChi's been fighting this war for along time, but the crunch scared him.A lot.This man was stealthy, the walk of a seasoned veteran. Suddenly he felt a cold,metal pistol pressed to the front of his forehead. He lunged for his radio before he felt heard a BANG. He looked at his stomache. It didn't hurt,it should hurt right. But then the man looked at him and ChiChi gasped in surprise.It. Couldn't.Be.Him 'Surprised to see me', were the last words ChiChi ever heard. Halifax was worried, to say at the least. Him, Steel,buffalo wing,ChiChi and Ares had been stationed in this oasis, in the middle of the deserted desert[hehe] of The Library. ChiChi hadn't reported back for nearly twelve hours, which was near surefire proof he was in ban-land. -blam!-, he was their only sniper to."Hey Hali,"Buffalo Wing, their radio techie said,"the guys at HQ say that the 7094's eliminated the Troll's offensive regiment, so the Library's in our bag now"Halifax felt relieved. The Troll's were the biggest gang of spammers, they mostly defended Zanzibar, really well to. They had tried to win the Library, but it seemed they were failing. Steel turned to Ares and asked if he had anymore of that Greek Ouzo he was always carrying, to celebrate. Before Ares had time to reply a man came out of the foliage, holding something in his hand. Steel gasped. It was ChiChi's rifle, but that wasn't the most surprising thing. They looked at the newcomer for a full minute before Buffalo said "How the -blam!- did you survive?" This man had a colourful history, he was originally a non-spammer who happpened to get high all the time, but then had gone AWOL and joined the spammers in a mission to capture the Templar's Legion[before the nation turned communist]. They had succeeeded, mostly due to him. He had also done some damaga in the Flood He was caught and perma-banned, to a huge outrage, many people thought that the mods had been to harsh, the man was still very popular. Halifax held up his rifle at the man, who had been his friend."Sorry, buddy, but you spam...." Halifax left his sentence go unfinished. "It's okay, considering the odds are in my favour,"replied the man, then held up a S4 grenade,"I permit you to run like the wimps that you are" The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy has a lot to say about S4 grenades.One is, never,nerve,never [i]ever[/i] be in the vicinity of the blast, you get perma-banned and not a painless one, this one hurt more than Achronos's banhammer.Which hurts.A lot. Needless to say, our little band of heroes decided to run for it, unfortunatly the man hefted ChiChi's rifle on his arm and let off four shots. Two made their mark, one on Ares, the other on Buffalo. Instead of letting them get the norm 7-day, the man threw the grenade at them and started running to. Achronos was in his normal position, standing and observing his mods at backlisting people and monitering the movements. Yoozel who was monitering their conquest of the Library, motioned for him to come over to his terminal. "Yes, what is it?" "Halifax radioded in and said he found a spammer, who was able to cheat [i]your[/i] perma-ban and kill three members of his team" "And this spammer is who?'' [Edited on 11/26/2005]

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