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[u]Local Frankie Saves the Day![/u]
Saturday, July 25, 2005; Posted: 12:56 a.m. EDT (12:56 GMT)
Flood, Forums(AP)
In a miraculous rescue, local hero
Frankie O'Connor has saved Mr.
Overlord from his doomed fate
with the kidnappers. Even though
Frankie could not be reached for
comment we have a Second hand
account of what happened.
"It was a normal day like all others"
Reports a local New Mombasan,
"When i noticed the Overlord being
escorted down the street by four thugs."
Witness then say Frankie rushed out
of a Forum into the sun, using his head
he was able to blind the four.
"There was this big flash of light, then it
turned Green." Reports the same New
Mombasan.
The 'Green' she was referring to was
Frankie Morphing into Mister Chief.
He then whiped out his duel welding
bacon and started to bet down the
Kidnappers.
Bungie staff has not released the identity
of the kidnappers until there parents
have been notified.
After a quick search of the forum, Mods
found our reporter in the field Gnome G.
Hog tied naked in a closet.
[i]Copyright 2005 Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed[/i]
[Edited on 7/23/2005]
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