*Drinks Diet Coke*
Me: Why are you drink Diet Coke?
Her: I'm fat and I'm trying to lose weight.
The -blam!-?
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Women: Am I overweight? Boyfriend/Husband: What? No of course not, honey. Women: Aww come on tell the truth. Husband/Boyfriend: All right, well, you are a little bit, honey, but I don't care, I still love you. Woman: What?!??! How could you?! You are so heartless!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JuryBen X13 Why do all the dumb -blam!-es on facebook do their similes backwards? Like: (: , D:[/quote] What, like instead of writing "He was as fast as a speeding waistband", they would write "A speeding waist band was as fast as him"? I guess that would get annoying...
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Yes means no No means yes Women are great sammich makers
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You're implying that women have LOGIC? Some do, some don't.
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Kid: Mommy, where do babies come from? Mom: When a man and woman fall in love with each other, they get married, and then the man puts his -blam!- in the lady's -blam!-, that's how you have a baby. :) Kid: But Mommy, last night, I saw Daddy's -blam!- in your mouth, what do you get when you do that? Mommy: Diamonds, dear. [i]-MAZ[/i]
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Woman=the useless flab of skin surrounding the va jay jay
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"I am not your servant" "I do not like suprise butt sex" "This chain is too short" So many complaints...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MaxiCalifornia [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rhea At least women have logic. [/quote] This made me laugh.[/quote] Logic, yes, but Rights, no.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PlaypetX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MaxiCalifornia Women's priorities: 1. Makin' sammiches 2. Gettin' on their knees[/quote] To pick up the controller from the floor, of course.[/quote] Wait, what else can they do down there?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rhea At least women have logic. [/quote] This made me laugh.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cortana 5 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ditto "I need to lose weight" *2 hours later* "This ice cream is delicious!" =/[/quote]*Raises hand* That would be me. >.<[/quote] Hey cortana 5 is back
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At least women have logic.
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womens rights *holds up blank sheet of paper* they don't exist Oh, and I mean this all in good fun [Edited on 09.23.2009 4:36 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KoffeeBlackMetal [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cortana 5 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PlaypetX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MaxiCalifornia Women's priorities: 1. Makin' sammiches 2. Gettin' on their knees[/quote] To pick up the controller from the floor, of course.[/quote][url=http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/945/1250745140248.jpg]Your post reminds me of...[/url][/quote] wowz[/quote] /b/ has class.[/quote]saved
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cortana 5 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PlaypetX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MaxiCalifornia Women's priorities: 1. Makin' sammiches 2. Gettin' on their knees[/quote] To pick up the controller from the floor, of course.[/quote][url=http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/945/1250745140248.jpg]Your post reminds me of...[/url][/quote] wowz[/quote] /b/ has class.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cortana 5 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PlaypetX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MaxiCalifornia Women's priorities: 1. Makin' sammiches 2. Gettin' on their knees[/quote] To pick up the controller from the floor, of course.[/quote][url=http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/945/1250745140248.jpg]Your post reminds me of...[/url][/quote] wowz
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[url=http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/aspartame.asp]Aspartame[/url] it's in diet soda
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PlaypetX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MaxiCalifornia Women's priorities: 1. Makin' sammiches 2. Gettin' on their knees[/quote] To pick up the controller from the floor, of course.[/quote] Multitasking is good.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JuryBen X13 Women Logic[/quote] Que? it's nonexistent...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PlaypetX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MaxiCalifornia Women's priorities: 1. Makin' sammiches 2. Gettin' on their knees[/quote] To pick up the controller from the floor, of course.[/quote][url=http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/945/1250745140248.jpg]Your post reminds me of...[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JuryBen X13 Why do all the dumb -blam!-es on facebook do their similes backwards? Like: (: , D:[/quote] Yes. That annoys the -blam!- out of me like no other. I mean, I hate them in general, but that just gets me angry.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tater Salad jr Post women logic? This: [/quote]
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Post women logic? This:
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Why do all the dumb -blam!-es on facebook do their similes backwards? Like: (: , D:
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MaxiCalifornia Women's priorities: 1. Makin' sammiches 2. Gettin' on their knees[/quote] To pick up the controller from the floor, of course.
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Women's priorities: 1. Makin' sammiches 2. Gettin' on their knees