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7/11/2005 2:03:47 AM
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Taking over the world!
We are gonna take over the world! Reader, I am guessing that you are reading this because you want to take over the world, or bored....but mostly the first one. We will need many brave men, and women, and children to help put this plan into progress! I have made a list of supplies needed to help us take over! Then, before or after we get the supplies, we will make a plan...involving tacos...or something cool...we will rule! Here are the supplies needed for world domination:
String(lots of it)
Potatoe Launchers
Rocks(They still work)
Things that go BOOM!
Pizza(to supply our troops)
Buffalo Wings(same as above)
Mountain Dew or other beverage(to somewhat hydrate our troops)
A really cool thing that is named Uber-gla-figgen
A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle
A Death Star
Stewie(Can make battle plans)
Swords
Staffs
Hammers
Holy Hand Grenades
Guns(lots of 'em)
Bungie(hopefully to provide more troops, or at least distract our enemies with great games)
I ate too much candy......Twix is awesome......add to this list....so we can rule the world...WE SHALL RULE ALL!!!
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*Grabs Buffalo Wings and starts wacking painedcypress* Is this the first step?
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What type of governent do you plan on instating once you gain control of the world?
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You want to move against the Bungie Revolution? Tristan ;-)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PainedCypress Bungie(hopefully to provide more troops, or at least distract our enemies with great games) [/quote] They already have a plan to take over the world, so they won't help you.
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My allegiance is pledged to Bungie, they have a much better offer. What do you have to offer, Pained Cypress?
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Well....ummm....plans for domination...and is fun....but will be like a group that aids Bungie, like a little secondary group. First and foremost, we take over the Virgin Islands and start a small government that no one has ever thought of! Buffalo wings are not involved in smacking, please do not waste our delightful rations. We then move to all islands and start attack mainland armies with rocks. We shall destroy them all! What I have to offer is a chance to take over the world, and possibly aid Bungie. You shall keep your guns when you retire(work span is about a year or two) and you get dental and medical! Another good idea is to mass produce Shishka's eye beam of doom...if he doesn't kill us for trying though....crap... [Edited on 7/10/2005]
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thats alot 2 read
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Bungie does't need a supportive group, they can do it by themselves.
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As previously said by Butane. Bungie needs no factionist support gorup for it has all the necesarry resources to rise up and conquer the world.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Butane123 Bungie does't need a supportive group, they can do it by themselves.[/quote] Very true, but we need to rule the world. Umm.....crap....at least we will make a giant leap for Bungie! Mwahahahahaha! And if we screw up, The Soul will have his way with us....don't screw up! Also, we are the backup plan if worse comes to worse..say..if Bungie DOESN'T rule the world....why do I smell death? [Edited on 7/10/2005]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PainedCypress Here are the supplies needed for world domination: String(lots of it) Potatoe Launchers Rocks(They still work) Things that go BOOM! Pizza(to supply our troops) Buffalo Wings(same as above) Mountain Dew or other beverage(to somewhat hydrate our troops) A really cool thing that is named Uber-gla-figgen A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle A Death Star Stewie(Can make battle plans) Swords Staffs Hammers Holy Hand Grenades Guns(lots of 'em) Bungie(hopefully to provide more troops, or at least distract our enemies with great games) [/quote] YOU can't rule the world with that list, Cuba maybe, but not the world [Edited on 7/10/2005]
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If he is evil, he will install a socialist government or a confederacy
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I'll bring one cup of love.What reason you ask, I'm still trying to find out.
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Too easy to topple, then people like me would have to swoop in and create a self sufficient government. A republic to be exact.
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I bet he goes with fascism. That way we can, like you said, take over the world from him.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghengis Kong I bet he goes with fascism. That way we can, like you said, take over the world from him.[/quote] Nah, fascism is SO yesteryear. We need make one that involves complacated things for simple subjects, like starting a business, so we can piss people off and laugh.
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I found Bungie's plan, by goweb. [quote]However, Bungie already have their 7 point plan: 1) Start independent gaming software company. 2) Dominate Mac platform; launch assault on Windows platform. 3) Announce killer gaming title. 4) Acquire strangely addictive chinese food company. 5) Recover Ling-Ling's head. 6) Stage bloody coup of new parent company. 7) Take over the world; shoot enemies into the Sun with a giant slingshot. [/quote] Edit: Bad spelling. [Edited on 7/10/2005]
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I've got the perfect one: A Holy Republic [Edited on 7/10/2005]
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No, all you need to take over the world, is [url=http://photobucket.com/albums/v630/Halifax/?action=view¤t=IMG_0809.jpg]this[/url].
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That might work, depends on where that hand has been! :P
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*Gestures [i]extremely[/i] official hand signal to [b]ninjas[/b] hidden on rooftops to deal with the heretic*
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*eats all the rations* haha now u will starve! -chumpzilla99
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We are gonna take over the world! Reader, I am guessing that you are reading this because you want to take over the world, or bored....but mostly the first one. We will need many brave men, and women, and children to help put this plan into progress! I have made a list of supplies needed to help us take over! Then, before or after we get the supplies, we will make a plan...involving tacos...or something cool...we will rule! Here are the supplies needed for world domination: String(lots of it) Potatoe Launchers Rocks(They still work) Things that go BOOM! Pizza(to supply our troops) Buffalo Wings(same as above) Mountain Dew or other beverage(to somewhat hydrate our troops) A really cool thing that is named Uber-gla-figgen A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle A Death Star Stewie(Can make battle plans) Swords Staffs Hammers Holy Hand Grenades Guns(lots of 'em) Bungie(hopefully to provide more troops, or at least distract our enemies with great games) I ate too much candy......Twix is awesome......add to this list....so we can rule the world...WE SHALL RULE ALL!!! The staffs all i have are Stargate staff weapons 1 hit kills knoks the shotee back 10 feet!.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] adamb193 all i have are Stargate staff weapons 1 hit kills knoks the shotee back 10 feet!.[/quote] there no match for my army of Replicators.
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We shall do what we always do when a new government needs to b formed. Call the republicans. But seriously, just watch star wars and do everything the old guy did and viola.
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sorry man, but im not in unless you give me a sniper w/ unlimited ammo.
