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girl help?

k theres a girl in my school whos really hot were friends but i wanna ask her out wat should i say? i think she has a boyfriend but i havnt seen her for a whole year hopefully this year we can get closer.what should i say? [Edited on 7/10/2005]
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  • rule #1....make sure she doesn't have a boyfriend. because if she does and he's the macho jealous type, you're gonna die.

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  • no, im not completely sure that she has a boyfriend anymore but i think she kinda likes me because she laughs at jokes that i say even if there not that funny and talks to me a lot but last year she wasnt in any of my classes this year i have hope of being in her classes if not ill sit with here and her friends instead of the usual bunch

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  • well i can give you this....but it's mean and should only be used in the most desparate of situations. go out with the friend. make the girl you like think your sesitive, then have the friend dump you and go then go to the girl you like for comfort. i have seen it work, but only if you act it out correctly. it's also on a lot of sitcoms. but if you wanna go the 'noble' and 'honest' way....just become her friend and go from there.

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  • Oy, you've made all of the wrong steps previously. You became her friend, and you let her get a boyfriend.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AgentSkank well i can give you this....but it's mean and should only be used in the most desparate of situations. go out with the friend. make the girl you like think your sesitive, then have the friend dump you and go then go to the girl you like for comfort. i have seen it work, but only if you act it out correctly. it's also on a lot of sitcoms. but if you wanna go the 'noble' and 'honest' way....just become her friend and go from there. [/quote] Anything on sitcoms are bull-blam!-!

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  • [evil time!] also if you become her friend you can minipulate her more! MUHAHHAHAHAHAHA [/evil time!] [Edited on 7/10/2005]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PIONEER0808 Oy, you've made all of the wrong steps previously. You became her friend, and you let her get a boyfriend.[/quote] im not to sure that she has a boyfriend anymore, all i know is that her boyfriend dumped her (i dont why he did) and hes a really good friend of mine we skate together all the time he doesnt know that i like her, but i think she might have another boyfriend

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  • Here, take this pill. Offer here some koolaid, when you leave to go get it, drop the pill in there. It's colorless, oderless, and tasteless. Wait 15 minutes and have your way with here.

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  • The easiest way to score a date is with just one simple phrase: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

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  • just express your feelings for her and kiss her.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HaloRing just express your feelings for her and kiss her.[/quote] and if you slaps you yell out -blam!-, then run away. make sure you do it in a crowded place,

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  • Or use chloroform.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AgentSkank [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HaloRing just express your feelings for her and kiss her.[/quote] and if you slaps you yell out -blam!-, then run away. make sure you do it in a crowded place, [/quote] LOL!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XianRev The easiest way to score a date is with just one simple phrase: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XianRev Or use chloroform.[/quote] LMAO!!!!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gorillaz4eva [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XianRev The easiest way to score a date is with just one simple phrase: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XianRev Or use chloroform.[/quote] LMAO!!!!!![/quote] Ditto--Nice one dude-he he!

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  • Or...no wait..I have no idea....just, er...HOLY CRAPCAKES BATMAN! OVER THERE! ~runs~

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  • Tell her you have two condoms and they are about to expire. [Edited on 7/10/2005]

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  • make a death threat saying you have her parents hostage and if she still dosent go out with you , do a sexi dance

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  • tell that you are the newest incarnation of satan and that if she doesn't go out with you, hello apocolyse.

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  • ... If she dident talk to you before, she won't talk to you now.

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  • If you're lonely, click my sig.

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  • i'm going with twitch. girls are really attracted to pshycos, you see.

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  • I agree, use chloroform

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  • hey listen, even if she isn't looking you should still be her friend. Though you may initially feel like you're missing out on all of the boyfriend perks you can still have a good relationship with her and earn her respect. Just remember, don't do anything that feels unnatural. Just be honest, supportive, and always make sure anything you do is in her best interest, not yours.(even though this can suck most of the time) You two will hook up one day or another. Just don't worry about it. :)

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] major_gamer Here, take this pill. Offer here some koolaid, when you leave to go get it, drop the pill in there. It's colorless, oderless, and tasteless. Wait 15 minutes and have your way with here.[/quote] Even though you're kidding, that's not funny

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  • Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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