OK on this thread make up the funniest fictional story you can think of. Here's an example: One day I was driving down to Grandma's house, running down as many dumb squirrels as I could. On the way at a stoplight the pope drove up in his popemobile and challenged me to a race. I accepted. I was schooling him till one of drivers got out a gun and started shooting my tires, My car swerved, and knocked the popemobile off a cliff into a lake full of angry Kangaroos. When I got to Grandma's house, Grandma was mad. She was mad because batman stole her sugar free gum. I tried to calm her down but she just got out a shotgun and said that she wanted to blow batman's brains out. I finally made her realize that it was mimes that stole her gum, not Batman. Batman only steals credit cards. The next day Grandma was charged with criminal assault on a mime. Make up your own funny story here. [Edited on 6/24/2004 8:56:13 AM]