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4/22/2005 5:15:12 AM
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Share the funniest your moma jokes you have ever heard all of them
Your moma is so ugly they filemd the movie gorillas in the mist while she was taking a shower
[Edited on 4/21/2005]
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I know the best one. Now, this is not the most intelligent but it is the funniest. I imagine a stupid guy, trying to stumble through this joke. Your momma, she, she so stupid, that she, um, had a dentist's appointment at 9:00, and, and then at 9:00, she, she was at Burgah King eatin' a sandwich! My friend and I laughed so hard at that. I kinda feel sorry for him.
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Your moma is so ugly she gives Freddy Crougar nightmares
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yo mama is so fat... that whenever she moves, she has to take 2 trips. she fell in love and broke it. she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out yo mama is so stupid... she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind on a job application under "Education" she put Hooked on Phonics
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yo mama so stupid she made a yo mama joke threed
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your mom is so fat that: she was taken over by a small militia and is now "The republic of your mom" i hit my head on the ceiling when i was tryin to bang her she sat on a quarrter and a booger popped out of george washingtons nose whenever she lays out on the beach greenpeace comes and tries to throw her in the cops make her wear a sign that says wide load when shes walking she has to wear an orange slow moving vehicle sign your mom is so nasty that: she has to put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh [Edited on 4/25/2005]
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Your mom's so fat NASA tried to orbit a satelite around her. Your mom's so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in. Your mom's so fat that someone tried to scale her west slope.
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wow your mom would have to be ugly if shishka looks better than her. Your moma is so poor every time I go to her house I have to wait in line with the cocaroaches to use the restroom
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Your mom is so ugly, Shishka looks better than her
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your mommas so fat she could sell shade. your mammas so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
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Really, I have nothing bad to say about your mom. All the other guys thought she was great too!
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YOUR MOMMA SO FAT AND STUPID SHE WAITED AT A STOP SIGN TILL IT SAID GO
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Your moma is so fat when she steps on a scale it says "to be continued" Your moma is so fat when she steps on a talking scale it says "what the f**k"
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Yo mama is so poor, she hangs the toilet paper to dry. Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "One at a time please" [Edited on 4/24/2005]
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Your momas so fat every time she rolls over its her birthday again
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Your momma is so fat.................. She injects Mc Donalds. Her blood type is chocolate. When she falls over she spills gravy. She fell over and burnt her a$$ on the sun. She is so ugly................ Even i wouldn't lay her. She has to put meat round her neck to get her dog to play with her. She is so stupid.......... She tried to eat Buttcake. She thought manual labour was a spanish waiter.
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Your momas so fat When she auditioned for a part in the Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big rolling ball.
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your mama is so ugly when she was a baby her parents fed her with a slingshot. -heard that in one of the previous mom jokes threads
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your mamma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs your mamma so ugly, she went up to a lawn gnome and said "we, are, faaamily"
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your mamma so fat and stupid she brought a spoon and soup to the super bowl. i know its lame
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sirome i carved my name on the inside of your mothers uterus while she was haveing oral sex with the family dog then i carved her eyes out witha spoon an sold her blind ass on the black market as a chinese bondage slave. [b]LONG LIVE THE ALMITY FOAMY AND FERAHIS SQUIRLY WRATH[/b][/quote] *cough* Ya buddy *cough*
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i carved my name on the inside of your mothers uterus while she was haveing oral sex with the family dog then i carved her eyes out witha spoon an sold her blind ass on the black market as a chinese bondage slave. [b]LONG LIVE THE ALMITY FOAMY AND FERAHIS SQUIRLY WRATH[/b] [Edited on 4/22/2005]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WickitKlown1223 your mom is so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her[/quote] that is the funniest no doubt
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Your mommas like a shotgun.....Two ¢o¢ks and she blows ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?) We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way Cause that would blow me round the world in a day We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot With the wings and the teeth of an african bat Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
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yo mama gets -blam!- from you(not joke) DAMMIT SNOWMAN! [Edited on 4/22/2005]
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Your mom's so ugly her name is Jim.
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"your mom is so poor she cant even afford to pay attetion" "your mom is so hairy her nipples have afros"
