yoshi throws an egg at master chief

A transport that the 'Chief happens to be aboard makes an emergency landing on an alien world after a hyperdrive malfunction. The 'Chief leads a recon party into a cave near the landing site to see if something useful can be found. Yoshi happens to be there and immediately tries to eat the Spartan, mistaking him for a yummy big green morsel. The interaction between characters under different licences tears open a gaping rend in the fabric of reality, spilling out several other mismatched characters. Barney the purple dinosaur is the first to die after he tries to hug a UNSC marine who mistakes him for an attacking hostile. Soon, reality distortions are opening everywhere as characters keep interacting. The Predators of the movie franchise with the same name are rather surprised but quickly find pleasure hunting various new and exotic things, including Samus Aran, Donkey Kong, the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, any Pokemon they see, and of course the 'Chief and Yoshi. In little time, Kirby and MegaMan pop out of the reality dysfunction *wink* and meet Yoshi. The three promptly try to eat each other, which yields a pulsating pink thing with a big gun and bigger tongue. The 'Chief boards and hijacks a 60-ton battlemech (tm) and uses it to put some distance between himself and the worst of the emerging chaos and try to defend his ship, its crew, and any non-hostile humans emerging from the reality dysfunction. The Teletubbies and some spiky, brightly coloured Japanese flying humanoid mecha emerge and start crushing other characters at random.(not intentionally) The yellow Teletubby suffers mortal wounds from a Rancor like that which Luke Skywalker fought in Jabba's palace. Shortly after the Rancor, Luke Skywalker himself emerges with Emperor Palpatine in mid-battle. The Flood, Star Trek's Borg, and Homeworld's Beast simultaneously try to assimilate the force-attuned and a struggle for control between all five parties ensues. The whirl of force lightning and lightsabre blade wreaks havoc while Yoshi/Kirby/MegaMan comsumes a Protoss carrier and lays eight eggs which seek out and destroy all Humans and Zerg in sight. The 'Chief quickly puts an end to the eggs' rampage with pulsed laser fire and goes after the creature that created them... Yoshi/Kirby/M.M. swallows most of a volley of LRM fire from the 'Chief's new machine, assimilates their explosive powers, and retaliates against the 'Chief with a suicide attack just as a posessed *wink* pokemon disables the 'Chief's hardware with its energistic disruption. The 'Chief's armor goes limp and he pulls the eject lever just as the huge mecha's power plant destabilizes, destroying the vessel he was defending. Cornered by a Predator in the women's restroom of a Terran Command Centre that just landed, Harry Potter and his friends escape by poking the alien's eyes. They rescue Gandalf from a swarm of Agent Smith clones and form a band of magicians and such to increase thier odds of survival. Membership soon grows to include the Jedi order and Protoss Templar caste. The remaining Teletubbies are destroyed by a tactical missile intended for the wounded Zerg Hive they were poking at while marveling at its pleasant texture and dancing in the showers of Zerg blood like children with a lawn sprinkler. [b]The 'Chief, just returning to consciousness after being knocked out by a violent landing, climbs from the SAR pod to find a Carrington Institute AR34, Falcon 2 (S), and several grenades[/b] dropped by an operative slain by a Skedar fanatic. The evil emperor Palpatine, now a biomechanical monstrosity with psionic powers, begins infecting everything in sight. Skywalker pushes back and defeats the infections and joins Harry Potter's club. Draco Malfoy becomes posessed by Al Capone and his classmates are forced to restrain him with foolproof iron chains and electric shock spells. A team of skins, Samus Aran, Alex Murphy(RoboCop), and a Terran Firebat isolated from his unit join forces with the 'Chief to deal with several Skynet Terminators; Murphy is the only casualty. Donkey Kong is attacked by a Covenant Brute after trying to "high five" it, prompting swift retalliation by DK and friends. The brute is ragdolled in the violent blast of an exploding Florida orange. The 'Chief comes across a Covenant Dropship and clears it out with proximity pinball grenades. Cortana, happy to see something familiar, interfaces with it and uses it to rescue what little human forces are still alive and in reach before escaping the chaotic battle. They escape just before an infinite probability drive turns the planet into something almost, but not quite, entirely not unlike delicious homemade tuna-and-perfectly normal beast casserole and set a course for Reach.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartan 096 The Master Cheif shoots Yoshi in the head and Yoshi dies.[/quote] make it actually seem like a battle please

The Master Cheif shoots Yoshi in the head and Yoshi dies.