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4/15/2005 4:47:52 AM
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Funny Halo Gameplay Stories Here!!

Let's hear your stories, the only rule is they must make me and everyone else laugh. Hence the name FUNNY gameplay stories. I wamt to hear things that you or someone else did in Halo 1,2, or PC. If you have never played Halo and want to post fake stories on this you are a MORON! But if you played Halo but have no funny stories (which must be impossible) then it is OK to make up stories ONLY if you have played it. They also have to be believable if they are fake.Please hurry up and tell everyone your stories. I wont start telling until you do.
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  • When I first started playing Halo CE, I got assassinated by a 9 year old girl while I was sniping.

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  • I stuck a guy in the crotch twice in one game. He responded with, "Why the crotch man?"

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  • once i shot a guy, that wasnt on my team :-)

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  • Cemical . . .I think I've played with you . . . actually I played a game yesterday and had a guy betray me just so he could get the rocket launcher in Ivory Tower. Very uncool. My teammates and I yelled at him, and told him, next time just say "Can I have the rockets?". Not cool, totally lame.

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  • once i was playing 2vs.one with my 7 year old cousen and his frenad on quagulation ant they wherent geting out of the tanks well about 15 miunets into the game i tryed to bord his scorpean and he shot the main canion at me and missed so i started to shoot my smg at him and his tank blowed up it was the funnyest thing ever

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fraser136 once i was playing 2vs.one with my 7 year old cousen and his frenad on quagulation ant they wherent geting out of the tanks well about 15 miunets into the game i tryed to bord his scorpean and he shot the main canion at me and missed so i started to shoot my smg at him and his tank blowed up it was the funnyest thing ever[/quote] Wow, you should be ashamed of your post. You really need to learn how to spell, and use some punctuation so the rest of the population on the planet earth can understand what the hell you are trying to say. You misspelled fourteen of your words! Here is your post corrected, for your education. Please learn to write properly. It will serve you well in the long run. Posted by:fraser136 [b]O[/b]nce [b]I[/b] was playing 2 vs.one with my 7 year old [b]cousin[/b] and his [b]friend[/b] on [b]Coagulation and[/b] they [b]weren't getting[/b] out of the tanks. [b]W[/b]ell about 15 [b]minutes[/b] into the game [b]I tried[/b] to [b]board[/b] his [b]scorpian[/b] and he shot the main [b]cannon[/b] at me and missed, so [b]I[/b] started to shoot my smg at him and his tank [b]blew[/b] up. [b]I[/b]t was the [b]funniest[/b] thing ever. Furthermore your signature has a lot of misspellings as well: my $0.02 this post powered by firefox click for brand spankin[b]'[/b] new group your [b]answers[/b] await [b]annoying[/b] spamers [b]getting[/b] you down[b]? W[/b]ell try bnetmods@gmail.com a [b]revolutionary[/b] e-mail [b]address[/b]; it is the [b]easiest[/b] way to contact a mod [b]W[/b]arning: [b]will[/b] cause [b]desired effects[/b] [Edited on 4/15/2005]

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  • i was over at my friends house playing live when some 7 year old kid asked what CTF stood for...

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  • And heres his message in leet :-) 0nc3 | w4z p14y|ng 2 vz.1 w|7h my 7 y34r 0|d c0uz|n 4nd h|z fr|3nd 0n C04gü147|0n 4nd 7h3y w3r3n'7 g377|ng 0ü7 0f 73h 74nkz. W311 4b0ü7 15 m|nü73z |n70 73h g4m3 | 7r|3d 70 b04rd h|z zc0rp|4n 4nd h3 zh07 73h m4|n c4nn0n 47 m3 4nd m|zz3d, z0 | z74r73d 70 zh007 my zmg 47 h|m 4nd h|z 74nk b13w üp. |7 w4z 73h fünn|3z7 7h|ng 3v3r.

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  • I've got a funny story. I was playing Halo P.C. when this kid who told me he was 5 years old owned me for 3 whole games. I couldn't kill him once! Seconds after I respwaned I died from a shot to the head. No cheating or mods, just mad skillz.

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  • Once i was in a tourny and i jacked a banchie on acention (i Think) and then i loudly proclaimed to all, "This is my banchie, all mine not yours!" then i got quickly boarded by the guy i was trying to run over and he said,"Nope its still mine." then i fell off the side I got 3rd in kills: 17 but i 1st in being killed: 26 out of a 25 kills game

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  • One time i was playing Team Slayer Custom Game and i threw a random plasma grenade, then i looked back at the guy i "Accidently" stuck it on and he got right infront of me and he exploded into bits. lolz Me and my friend were all spazzed out that i made that stick, but i can never make a stick when i DO aim at them

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