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4/1/2005 11:56:54 PM
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Weekly What's Update
Since almost no information on the internet can be trusted today, we thought we'd provide our usual island of calm logic, answers to pressing questions and solutions to difficult problems. We also address some big rumors.
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When will the real post be out?
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Man, bungie fans are a bit tight aren't they!! Frankie, that was a GREAT break in an otherwise regular update, I couldn't wait to find out how many people really believed it :) Bungie fans, chill out, How many other developers actually go through the trouble of giving you weekly updates, even after the game is released. The updates are a privelage. Keep em coming! What would it be like if MisterChief was on Fear Factor!
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Uhg, shut up all of you idiots. Most of us who falled for that joke are just very supportive Bungie fans (myself included), so why don't you stop flaming, dickwads.
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Bungie.net proves once again it is home to the most stupid people on the planet. WEAKLY WHATS UPDATE
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Wow, Bungie must be really depressed to see how gullible a fair percentage of their players are. Guess what, players? They took gullible out of the dictionary! ("They DID???") Anyway, hopefully a real update is on the way. You have to understand, Frankie: we're junkies. You can't just take away our juice and replace it with April Fool's stuff. Junkies don't understand this type of thing. Junkies get mad -- then people get hurt, banks get robbed, cars get overturned, fires are started, the National Guard is called in, etc..
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im realy confused !!!!! I nerely fell for all the jokes because when the whats update is released it is already past 12 so it is not april fools over in scotland
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Ok i can understand 1 april fools joke but 3 is a bit annoying and not funny. Wheres the proper one?
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my gamertag starts with the letter m....what rank will i be....i dont get it :(
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kewl.. i didnt get to add you to my list...[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v737/rokku/thcry2.giflink] sadness [/url]
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im glad you took down the update from the main page. it would have been ok if it was funny. but it was just a load of crap. no disrispect to frankie or bungie cos i love them both, but iv been waiting all week for the update!! the only good thing it proved was that their are a load of really really REALLY stupid people out there!
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omg my first post ever on bungie.net, and all I get to say is, If you believed this crap, you are the biggest n00b in the world and need to stop playing xbox altogether.
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That was a dick move, I almost crapped my pants. April fools....
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There are many bizzar glitches in Halo2. I was wondering if these were intentional. Take burial mounds for example. there are like 10 alone there. And the invisible stairway to heaven. what's the deal with that? Also, was the super jump in Zanzibar put in intentionally. because there is a slot in the roof convienantly located right where the super jump occurs. It's almost as if there's 2 sides to halo2. 1-killing people, 2-finding all the crazy ass glitches that bungie ?intentionaly? left behind. There are SOOOO many glitches and all are very convienant. Like going through the fan in Foundation. and was there supposed to be a second level in that stage? because when you get on top it sure looks like you guys got lazy and said to hell with an upper level. I'm not even gunna go into anymore detail because there are too many "glitches" that are very suspiscious. I could spend HOURS going over all the crazyness i've found. I've also been finding a lot of super sneaky sniper spots. and one last thing, if you guys change all the ratings around and arrange them by alphabetical order, i will be (and i'm sure MANY other people) super pissed and all the ranked i've played up to date will be a HUGE waste of my time. and you need to take phantoms out of team slayer, cuz it sucks super bad and no one likes it.
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they arn't really taking away combos just because some players suck are they?
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MY name is xxTuffiexx that shucks i am going to vs lv 35 and up. It real shcks to be me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( : (
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Frankie said in the weekly update:" Simple. If they do it more than once (obviously a person could press that button once by accident so we give them a single pass) we will send an update to their Xbox BIOS rendering their system unusable for a period of up to one year." If it's so simple then wy the f... did it take you so long to release it. It isn't even released yet. Thats -blam!-.
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hm. Maybe next week they'll have a really good WWU to make up for this monstrousity.
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If you do it after noon, YOU ARE THE FOOL. Basic april fool's lore, doesn't bungie know that?
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Yo this is no reply to you deduc3d. I thing it's bullcrap about the crybaby thing, just ignore him, they're just stupid. And that elite clan is not arrogant at all, with their elite bull-blam!-, there is no skill needed for this game, and i realised this finally because of the greatest game ever UNREAL CHAMPIONSHIP 2, This game takes WAY more skill and there is no auto aim. So bungie, i'm sorry but i have to say the game sucks, auto should be off, and the plasma ball way less powerfull, less followy. so you have one less halo 2 player ( not that you care ) but my opinion is that you delivered a crap game. there's no such thing as being the best in this game 'cause the fact is that you win with a battle rifle if the other player has an smg, the difference is just to much and that's what makes the game crap, makes it uneven. Anyone can beat ogre 1 and 2 if you just have the right weapons. so that's it, and there is no way you can argue with me cause it's true!!
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Took me a while, lol. Seriously tho, replacing battle rifles with swords? hmm interesting
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LOL that had to be the funniest thing ever... i actually thought it was true until i read the forums hahahahahahha bungie is hilarious
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A Skilled Clan asks, We're an elite team, we play mostly custom games with MLG rules, but sometimes we go into matchmaking and totally own. Sadly, after we win, people are total crybabies, complaining that we're cheats because our levels are low (we're usually around 4 because we play so little on matchmaking) yet our skills are like, level 30. What can you do about crybabies? We're actually looking into that. In a week or two, a new option will be added to feedback called, "Weaksauce" which will allow superior players to complain about lamers. If a player is crappy enough, or our stats show enough missed sniper or rocket shots, we will ban the crappier players and make Live a better place for the kind of elite players who make it so challenging for everyone else. If this proves successful, there simply won't be any bad players. OK what is this all about. Bungie what are you all coming to. You just banned everone that is bad. OK game's is a place to come and have fun. What if the person gots one hand and he just is no good so you banned him he was only have fun play halo2 on live. So you say if a person has 500 sniper shot and only 3 hit you banned him. He is only have fun he my not be good so let him play in low rank game with the diiferent I see you went halo 2 to be the best game ever and only people that are pro can play it. So if you start to banned cuase they are no good. then they never buy halo3 and moneys gos down
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Dont take out the BR, take out the plasma pistol.... its cheap ....not the BR......
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oh you foolish april loving...wait stop, i mean uhh hey Frankie, you 're my best friend, wanna, hang out or somethin? *coils wire into pockets and stares at his throat menacingly*
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I haven't played halo 2 online...for a week now, it's getting sucky, bungie's getting sucky, all the hype for halo 2 was for nothing, i;m really tired and imma give chaos theory and doom 3 some months, halo 2 can wait all dusty like a good hoe.
