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3/31/2005 5:44:07 AM
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SITUATIONS!
Just a situation i thought of right now. I'm really bored...
You wake up in the middle of the rainforest with no idea of where you are. Here is what you have:
Clothing:
-T-shirt
-Denim pants
-Your undies
-Barefoot
Pockets:
-A quarter
-Chapstick
-A 5 Dollar Bill
You look around you. There are some items scattered around.
-A mirror
-Flip-flop sandals
-A game boy (w/ batteries)
-A cocanut
The terrain varies:
-Rocky
-Tropical
-Muddy
-Moist
-A lot of trees and plants
What do you do?
PS: There is no right or wrong answer, i jsut wanna see what people come up with...
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First things first, wtf is a cocanut?
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I eat the Gameboy first, then use the batteries to hunt. And then bribe a monkey. [Edited on 3/30/2005 9:50:06 PM]
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i take of my undies and put them on my head so my hai doesnt get wet...then i eat the coconute an play with the game boy until its bateries run out....with the mirror i burn the 5 dollars and make a fire,..and make marshmellos of the flipflops....
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i'd beat off, then play gameboy, then eat my shorts... why die in misery?
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actually, i'd hollow out the coconut and fill it with some of that "moist terrain" then lube the rim of the coconut witht the chap stick, that would be much better. then i'd but the mirror on the tree. Your mom, hearing hte familiar sounds of my moans and groans, will come looking for a potential "client". At this point,i would just give her the 5 bucks, and ride her all the way back to civilization. the end. [Edited on 3/30/2005 10:03:58 PM]
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OK. Assuming that no one else has any idea where I am, I'll move out. Otherwise, I'd stay put. Fisr things first, obviosly, the money is of importance. $5 will go a long way in the country I'm in I'm sure. I'd put on the flip flops only for the rocky areas. The Game Boy could be very valuable if I find someone who can trade it for something. The mirror is practically useless in the dense jungle. The nest thing I'd do is figure out which jungle I'm in. I'd do this by looking at the animals and crap. If it's the Amazon, I'll head east. If it's the Congo, I'll head west. If I couldn't figure it out, I'd just follow the river downstream. Keep doing that, and I'll eventually make it to a city. There, I'd trade the Gameboy for a gun and hunt donw the mofos who put me out there.
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Scream and self-combust. I'm to lazy to think of anything serious.
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catch the water in a hollowed- out coconut and drink it. yum. and then use the chapstick to attract female monkeys, eat them.
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use that five bucks to buy more batteries, and the coconuts just to throw at monkeys for fun.
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did this at school a few moths ago, so this is what i'd do use the mirror to signal any overhead planes eat the cocanut, slowly find edible plants wear the sandles for the sake of it make shelter (if it takes too long)
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I would stop drinking so much beer!
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I would get my combat knife and make my way into the mysterious pyramid.
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i would use the interdimensional comunicastions device in my brain to contact my alien buddys .. so they can trade in the gameboy for a psps wit anti mater mater power core that lasts 4 ever .. mmm.... wrong spelled manjaro
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i'll take out my flamethrower and bbq some monkeys, then play gb
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the ice cave is blocked. you'll need the FIRE ROD.
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I would pull out my Magnum Mega Class and wonder why this felt so damn familiar... Tristan ;-) Ehehehehe
