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3/28/2005 8:01:20 PM
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the oficial yo mama thread.

since iv seen various posts in which someone always brings up a yo mama joke..here it is.
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  • yo mamma so dumb, she saw a sign that said wet floor, so she did. yo mamma so ugly, she wears a perfume called: "why bother." yo mamma so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

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  • yo mamma so fat she stepped on the weight scale it said to be continued. yo mamma so fat her belt size is the equator. yo mamma so poor i saw her walkin down the street kickin a can i said what you doin she said movin.

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  • yo mamma smoked so much crack that she died

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  • Your momma's so ugly they sat her across the room and fed her w/ a sling-shot.

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  • yo momas so ugly anyone sees her'll turn to stone yo momas so dumb she thinks moma means daddy

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  • yo mamma so fat she jumped in the ocean and spain claimed a new world. yo mamma so old she sat with jesus in first grade. yo mamma so smelly she creepe dup on the bath water. yo mamma so old she road a chariot to high school. yo mamma so stupid she chased a bird off a cliff. yo mamma so fat she make sumos look anerexic. yo mamma so poor i was in an alley i picked up a penny she said hey! thats my life savings.

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  • yo mamma so fat everytime she turn around its her birthday. yo mamma so fat everytime she bend down its daylight savings time. yo mamma so stupid we said drinks on the house she got a ladder and looked on the roof.

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  • yo mamma so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken. yo mamma so stupid she lost her shadow. yo mamma so stupid she somehow got fired from a blow job. yo mamma so stupid she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a kerb.

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  • Yo moma so short, she does backflips under the bed Yo momas so short, you can see her feet on her drivers license Yo momas so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out Yo momas so old she has Picture of Moses in her yearbook Yo momas so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper Yo momas so old, everyone asked her how the romans died Yo momas house so dirty, Roches get around in Dune Buggies Yo momas house so dirty, when i went to take a crap, a roach slapped my ass and told me to wait my turn!

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  • yo denist is so stupid he used mayonnaise. yo archelogy professor is so damn stupid they have to dig for her iQ [Edited on 3/28/2005 1:03:09 PM]

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  • yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

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  • Yo momma so dumd, she goes to college. [Edited on 3/28/2005 1:08:40 PM]

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  • Here is a good one. Yo Mama is so fat, it isn't even funny. [Edited on 3/28/2005 1:13:59 PM]

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  • Look at "post of the day" in my sig.

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  • /!\ Blocked /!\

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