enjoy the lyrics maybe a true song will come soon.
Fomans mom – Fomans mom
Foman’s mom has got it goin' on
Foman’s mom has got it goin' on
Foman’s mom has got it goin' on
Foman’s mom has got it goin' on
Foman can I go over after school? (after school)
We can play some halo or chill in your room (chill in your room)
Did your mom get back from her day job (her day job)
Is she there, or is she playing with her nobs? (play with her nobs)
You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, and boy can I see!
Fomans mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and she may have recon
Foman, can't you see shes just the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Fomans mom.
Foman’s mom has got it goin' on
Foman’s mom has got it goin' on
Foman, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just her recon on(recon on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" (a spot over there)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me
Foman’s mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and she may have recon!
Foman, can't you see shes just the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Foman’s mom
Guitar solo
Foman’s mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and she may have recon
Foman can't you see she’s just the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (Foman’s mom oh oh)
(Foman’s mom oh oh)
I'm in love with Foman’s mom
foman dont kill me plz
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hey there shishka
Hey there Delilah - Hey there Shishka
Hey there Shiska
What's it like in California?
I'm a thousand miles away
But dude, your recon looks so pretty
Yes it does
Bungie can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true
Hey there Shiska
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there as a partener
For doubles in a instant.
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's not disguised
I'm by your side
Oh please do not ban me
Oh please do not ban me
Oh please do not ban me
Oh please do not ban me
please do not ban me
Hey there Shiska
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, dude
Someday I'll play with you in team oddball
We'll have it good
We'll have the teamwork we knew we would
My word is good
Hey there Shiska
I've got so much left to say
If every simple message I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more games we would play
We would play for days
Oh please do not ban me
Oh please do not ban me
Oh please do not ban me
Oh please do not ban me
A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have played the game
Shiska I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The game will never ever be the same
And you're to blame
Hey there Shiska
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and I’ll be done with school
And you’ll be bringing misery like you do
You'll know it's all because of you
You can do whatever you want to do
Hey there Shiska this ones for you
Here’s to you
Oh please do not ban me
Oh please do not ban me
Oh please do not ban me
Oh please do not ban me
please do not ban me.
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please if your gonna use my lyrics in your video please give me credit for making the lyrics. Or i will find you >=(
[b]welcome to the black parade = welcome to the halo world[/b]
When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the gamestop
To buy a new game
He said,
"Son when you grow up, will you be the saviour of the broken,
The beater of the noobs?"
He said
"Will you defeat them, those demons, and all the damm boosters, the plans that they have made?"
Because one day I leave you,
A headset and all the armour perms,
To join the halo world,
When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the gamestop
To get a new game.
He said,
"Son when you grow up, will you be the saviour of the broken,
The beater of noobs?"
Sometimes I get the feeling there watching over me.
And other times I feel like I should go. Through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets.
and When were old we want you all to know We'll play halo,
We'll play halo
and now you should never have to leave me Your memory will play halo
will play halo
And in my heart I can not contain it
The game just wont explain it.
And we will send you reeling from all the recon dreams
Your misery and hate will kill the noobs
So paint him black and take it back
Lets shout it loud and clear
Do you fight it to the end
We hear the call to
To play halo
We'll play halo
And now you should never have to leave me Your memory will play halo
We'll play halo
And though you're broken and defeated You're weary spartan marches on
And on we carry through the fears
Ooh oh ohhhh
Disappointed faces of elites Ooh oh ohhhh
Take a look at me cause
I could not care at all Do or die
You'll never make me
Cause the world, will never take my armour
You can try, you'll never break me
Want it all,
I'm gonna play this game
Wont explain or say i'm sorry
I'm not ashamed,
I'm gonna show my scar
You're the chair, for all the broken Listen here, because it's only..
I'm just a man,
I'm not a hero
Just a boy, who's meant to play this game
Just a man,
I'm not a hero
I -- don't -- care
Play halo
We'll play halo
Though your dead and gone believe me Your memory will play halo
We'll play halo
And though you're broken and defeated You're weary spartan marches on
We'll play halo
We'll play halo
We'll play halo
We'll play halo
We'll play halo
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[b]more to come soon pm me if you want to see a certain song, and ill try to my best potential to make you guys happy =)[/b]
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[b]*NEW SONG* I LOVE HALO 3[/b]
I want it that way – I love halo 3
Yeah
You are my gunner
The one whos funner
Believe don’t kill me
cause I love halo 3
But we are two spawns apart
Can't reach your warthog
When you call me me me
Im playing halo 3
[Chorus:]
Tell me why
I got banned for a week or two
Tell me why
I love to stick a sword noob
Tell me why
I always get a killing spree?
cause I love halo 3
Am I your teammate
Your one best partner
Yes I know you got a frenzy
But I love halo 3
[Chorus]
Tell me why
I always have to score the flag
Tell me why
I never will get fragged
Tell me why
Im not playing C.O.D
cause I love halo 3
I am the type who is likely to snipe you with two minutes left to go
From the sniper to kill joys
what ever annoys ya
I want you all to know
That deep down inside of me...
You are my b.r
The weapon for kill joys
You are
You are, you are, you are
Don't wanna hear you say
WHAT A LAGGY SH.ITTY GAME
Ain't nothin' but a modder or haxor
(Don't wanna hear you say)
I never wanna play with thee
I still love halo 3
Tell me why
I like to forge on foundry
Tell me why
I like screenshots from halo 3
Tell me why
I never wanna leave this game
cause want a killing spree
cause I love halo 3. =)
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[b]what is love - what are guns?[/b]
What are guns
Oh red team don’t hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, red team don’t hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What are guns
Yeah
Oh, I don't know why you're not there
I give you my gun, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong
Gimme a frag
What are guns
Oh red team, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What are guns
Oh red team, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
o no o no o noooo
Oh, I don't know, what can I do
What else can snipe, it's up to you
I know we're one, just me and you
I can't go up to rank 22
What are guns
Oh blue team don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What are guns
Oh blue team don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
What guns oooh, oooh, oooh
What guns oooh, oooh, oooh
What are guns
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
I want no other, no other gunner
This is your life, our time to score
When we are together, I need you forever
Is it fun, no its guns
What are guns
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What are guns
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)
What are guns
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What are guns
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh
[Edited on 10.02.2008 4:35 PM PDT]
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I lol'd EDIT: I posted such a simple response because I wanted to SJ everybody on that one. I actually ROFL'd, and quite loudly. I was wanting to make a music video of this song with Foman's Mom lyrics now, and I may just do it off that template. [b][u]YOU ALL GOT SJ'd BY SNAKIE![/b][/u] [Edited on 09.22.2008 4:44 PM PDT]
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Awesome. And I guessed the song from the title, go me! :D
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lord Snakie I lol'd [b][u]YOU ALL GOT SJ'd BY SNAKIE![/b][/u][/quote]Wow...you edited that right when I clicked the "Quote" button.... [Edited on 09.22.2008 4:45 PM PDT]
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I just had a lolgasm, I also totally guessed it would be Stacy's Mom.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lord Snakie I lol'd EDIT: I posted such a simple response because I wanted to SJ everybody on that one. I actually ROFL'd, and quite loudly. I was wanting to make a music video of this song with Foman's Mom lyrics now, and I may just do it off that template. [b][u]YOU ALL GOT SJ'd BY SNAKIE![/b][/u][/quote] Good job getting first post but unfortunately I am out of cookies. Yea, I though it was pretty decent.
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*sigh* Another joke ruined.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CAVX *sigh* Another joke ruined.[/quote] Tbh, I was never a big fan of the Foman's Mom jokes (they're too easy, I was always more of a PM Duardo guy), but I always end up happy whenever someone brings up that song. Don't know why, probably nothing a good psychologist can't sort out though.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CAVX *sigh* Another joke ruined.[/quote] My main problem is that all you really id was add "recon" in some places. You just took Fountains of Wayne's song and said Recon twice, really.
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i am glad to see that people enjoy the lyrics =) p.s rainman i am sry if you didnt enjoy the lyrics i did though try to my best potential. [Edited on 09.22.2008 4:52 PM PDT]
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[url=http://#S69036#Dark red][/url]Lol!!!! Awesome.[url=http://#S69036][/url]
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^^^ hi scotty its a cuban cat, glad to see you liked it NOW CHECK OUT THE NEW SONG!!!!
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Lol, that's awesome.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lord Snakie I lol'd EDIT: I posted such a simple response because I wanted to SJ everybody on that one. I actually ROFL'd, and quite loudly. I was wanting to make a music video of this song with Foman's Mom lyrics now, and I may just do it off that template. [b][u]YOU ALL GOT SJ'd BY SNAKIE![/b][/u][/quote] Does. Not. Compute. Although, I actually found this more amusing than the OP. Maybe that's just because I dun like lyrical parodies without an actual musical creation of it.
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I lol'd also
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Those are pretty funny.
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Oh my if i die today i will die happy after seeing this. So very very funny.
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thanks for the feedback guys, my next song im thinking "what is love" and change it to "what are guns?"
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meh? I guess A for effort... it would be better in a video format though.
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I found the simple addition of recon pretty funny.
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People are making songs about me now? Why, thank you!
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I actually laughed out loud,and I'm at work so everyones looking at me like I'm an idiot 0_0 And snakie congrats,you would get a cookie but I let you SJ us =)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fomans Mom People are making songs about me now? Why, thank you![/quote] Foman's mum is only 67 days old. How bizarre.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonicJohn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fomans Mom People are making songs about me now? Why, thank you![/quote] Foman's mum is only 67 days old. How bizarre.[/quote] I was surprised the username hadn't been taken. HAHAHAHA I'm following you around quoting you XD!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonicJohn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fomans Mom People are making songs about me now? Why, thank you![/quote] Foman's mum is only 67 days old. How bizarre.[/quote] Anything is possible... Except slamming a revolving door.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] N1CK5TER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonicJohn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fomans Mom People are making songs about me now? Why, thank you![/quote] Foman's mum is only 67 days old. How bizarre.[/quote] I was surprised the username hadn't been taken. HAHAHAHA I'm following you around quoting you XD![/quote] Well, it was only a matter of time before an alt was created for the sake of it. Also, stop copying spartan11bungie.
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Haven't the "Foman's mother" jokes been beaten into the ground yet? Those things were dead even before he became a moderator. Ah, some things new comers should just leave alone. They aren't expressed for a very good reason.