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2/6/2005 2:14:43 AM
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Cortana.....
What would you do if Cortana (though, very holographic) appeared right by you?
I'd poke her even though she's holographic over and over again until she says stop, and then I just poking her over and over again. Ah, love.
Would you do the same? Or what would you guys do?
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I hate you.
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I'd stop smoking weed if that happend.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Willtacular I hate you.[/quote] Hahaha! I'd ask her some questions only an AI can answer.
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I'd unplug her. All that talking would get on my nerves.
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ide give up drinking and get her to shut down laserbeams and alarms so i can steal stuff
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i'd look for the chip she was on and plug her into my computer, then i would say.......... "ok, see this -blam!- site?" "um, yea?" "see how it coasts money?" "yea?" "get me in for free! i tire of all the free prevew sites." i'd have her help be with other non pornigrafic computer things, i'd have a small holographic perjector siting onmy sub woffer by the screen. and much like you i would poke her over and over. lol. *poke* *static noise* *poke* *static noise* *poke* *static noise* Cortana: "are you enjoying your self? *poke* *static noise* pollo: "yes, yes i am" *poke* *static noise* *poke* *static noise* cortana: "stop that!" *poke* *static noise* *poke* *static noise* pollo: "just a few more times" *poke* *static noise* *poke* *static noise* *cortana closes hosted game* pollo: "hey!" cortana: "you had your warning" *poke* *static noise* cortana: "i said stop doing that!" pollo: "hehehe" ah, simpile plesurs of poking a halogram. ;)
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id say you are a worthless piece of hologram
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I'd ask questions until she answers, "I'm sorry my responses are limited, you need to ask the right questions." Then I would poke as well and ask her questions when she would give me the answer I would ask "WHY?"
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umm, i would have her build me a time machine or a teleporter for me. i preffer the time machine but i dont know if things would be worse or better if i went back to correct somthing i want to.
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I'd ask where the nearest armory and Covenant troops are, then lock and load. --Sgt. Smith has nothing to fear, as he does not smoke weed.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wrecklessgamer I'd ask questions until she answers, "I'm sorry my responses are limited, you need to ask the right questions." Then I would poke as well and ask her questions when she would give me the answer I would ask "WHY?"[/quote] no more I-Robot for you mr.
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I'd ask her when H3 comes out and if it's better then TS3.
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I'd ask her how she, personally, spells the N word used to be mean to people who are new to the game by people who act like they have always been a vet at Halo. I mean, she could spell it noob, n00b, newb, newbie, or maybe they thought of a new way by the year 2552.
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I'd ask Cortona to hack into a site so she can mail me some of those $5,000 pleasure dolls, or put lots of money into my account. But either way I'd poke myself in front of her.
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I would have her bring advancements in modern technology and then with these advancements bring out mjolnir armor.
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I see many of you have done your homework, as Cortana is an AI built specifically for infiltrating computer networks; a job which she does spledidly. I'd ask her how the hell to erase cookies on a Mac!!!!!! How do you erase cookies on a mac?
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I would make her show me some hot grunty -blam!-!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben I would make her show me some hot grunty -blam!-![/quote] you sir have crossed the line, *sigh* could of been worse and been elite or drobe -blam!-.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Griffin Spades [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben I would make her show me some hot grunty -blam!-![/quote] you sir have crossed the line, *sigh* could of been worse and been elite or drobe -blam!-.[/quote] I make that stuff at home.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Griffin Spades [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben I would make her show me some hot grunty -blam!-![/quote] you sir have crossed the line, *sigh* could of been worse and been elite or drobe -blam!-.[/quote] I make that stuff at home.[/quote] That's slighty disturbing,all of it.
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Wanna see the hunter/prophet webcam?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben Wanna see the hunter/prophet webcam?[/quote] I knew you were going to crack...just not when....
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I would order her to get me a cheeseburger, and when she told me that she couldn't do that because she's a hologram i would tell her to do it anyway. then i'd laugh
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIR Armored What would you do if Cortana (though, very holographic) appeared right by you? I'd poke her even though she's holographic over and over again until she says stop, and then I just poking her over and over again. Ah, love. Would you do the same? Or what would you guys do?[/quote] yeah i would [i]poke[/i] her alright *throws up the horns*.
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Wait till you see the super-duper brute-on-flood action!
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i'd probably crap my pants if what resembled a small, purple, semi-transparent woman appeared next to me
