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7/22/2008 10:05:52 AM
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I Just Pulled a 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt! *Updated*
About 10 minutes ago I decided to go to bed(it's 5:03Am here) and as I was just falling asleep I went to itch my butt and I noticed a hair that was unlike any of my hairs so I pulled it out. When I pulled it out I realized it was over a foot long. How did it get in there? Am I going to be ok?
*Update*
I just realized that about 2 weeks ago when I was visiting San Fransisco(I live in Maine) I had a burrito from a local business which had many dirty people in it. What's weird is that I jokingly asked my uncle if I was going to get a butt worm. Obviously he said NO but maybe he was wrong.
[Edited on 07.22.2008 3:01 PM PDT]
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[i]This thread get's better with every post! I feel like the drunk idiot in the background luaghing his ass off :)[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 What do I do. Do I wake up my parents. What's gonna happen?[/quote] I'm only 15 don't know what to do when Hair Worm things attack my -blam!-!!! Help![/quote]You fail as a teenager.
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LOL HE'S TELLING HIS PARENTS!!! "you're probably some lame superhero..."
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Ok, I woke up my Mom and she goes "does it look like tape" and I said "No, it looks like your kinda". Than she just looks ate me. And i went down stairs.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dthunda LOL HE'S TELLING HIS PARENTS!!! "you're probably some lame superhero..."[/quote] [i]"Mom, I just pulled a 14 inch hair out my ass now get up and take me to the doctor." Could you imagine LOL[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HALOBUZZFREAK 5 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dthunda LOL HE'S TELLING HIS PARENTS!!! "you're probably some lame superhero..."[/quote] [i]"Mom, I just pulled a 14 inch hair out my ass now get up and take me to the doctor."[/i][/quote]Haha. [Edited on 07.22.2008 2:28 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HALOBUZZFREAK 5 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dthunda LOL HE'S TELLING HIS PARENTS!!! "you're probably some lame superhero..."[/quote] [i]"Mom, I just pulled a 14 inch hair out my ass now get up and take me to the doctor." Could you imagine LOL[/i][/quote] Yes, I can!
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The Flood has redeemed itself.. [Edited on 07.22.2008 2:30 AM PDT]
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[i]Indeed I MADE THIS THREAD A HOT TOPIC WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO![/i] [Edited on 07.22.2008 2:31 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HALOBUZZFREAK 5 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dthunda LOL HE'S TELLING HIS PARENTS!!! "you're probably some lame superhero..."[/quote] [i]"Mom, I just pulled a 14 inch hair out my ass now get up and take me to the doctor." Could you imagine LOL[/i][/quote] And sadly I now have to go and write/memorise an entire 6 minute speech. Wanna trade? (I'm guessing it'll take me an hour to do it all.)
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What if more come?!??!?!
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Are you sure it's 14 inches? Did you measure it?
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Ok how did someone edit my post besides me???????
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Wow... why is this the first thread I clicked on? Ugh... You might have eaten something that had a hair in it and just didn't notice. Your body can't really digest hair very well, so it probably just passed (or tried to pass) through your "system"... but didn't make it all the way out the door.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Knightmare01 Are you sure it's 14 inches? Did you measure it?[/quote] No, but it's defenantly more than a foot long.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xl OC Girl lx Wow... why is this the first thread I clicked on? Ugh... You might have eaten something that had a hair in it and just didn't notice. Your body can't really digest hair very well, so it probably just passed (or tried to pass) through your "system"... but didn't make it all the way out the door.[/quote] Oh great! Now girls know about this.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xl OC Girl lx Wow... why is this the first thread I clicked on? Ugh... You might have eaten something that had a hair in it and just didn't notice. Your body can't really digest hair very well, so it probably just passed (or tried to pass) through your "system"... but didn't make it all the way out the door.[/quote]Smart girl is smart.
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Do not worry about it. The most likely thing that happened was you ate a hair in your food and it didn't digest in your stoach and came out. This happened to me too. I went to the doctor and he just laughed and said I was fine. In the futures just be careful of what you wat and put in your maotuh
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*vomits blood*
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[i]Find the hair/parasite/minion thingy and eat it again then pull it out you're butt. repeat. LOL[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xl OC Girl lx Wow... why is this the first thread I clicked on? Ugh... You might have eaten something that had a hair in it and just didn't notice. Your body can't really digest hair very well, so it probably just passed (or tried to pass) through your "system"... but didn't make it all the way out the door.[/quote]That's what I thought when I reevaluated my hypothesis. Some chef with really long hair forgot to wear a hair net or the waiter had long hair, it fell in and you ingested it.
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What if that was the smallest of the bunch and I end up like [url=http://www.electroherbalism.com/Naturopathy/MiscAltHealthTopics/Parasites/parasite_pictures_and_videos/AscarisButt.jpg]this[/url]
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man i just did a massive crap...............oh -blam!- theres a 14 inch hair stuck to my butt ....is it a tape worm .....NO .....is it bad .......Yes ........congrats man you have a STD called h e r p i e s
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXAmozonessXx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xl OC Girl lx Wow... why is this the first thread I clicked on? Ugh... You might have eaten something that had a hair in it and just didn't notice. Your body can't really digest hair very well, so it probably just passed (or tried to pass) through your "system"... but didn't make it all the way out the door.[/quote]Smart girl is smart.[/quote]That's impossible.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 What if that was the smallest of the bunch and I end up like [url=http://www.electroherbalism.com/Naturopathy/MiscAltHealthTopics/Parasites/parasite_pictures_and_videos/AscarisButt.jpg]this[/url][/quote] *vomits some more blood*
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1 Reply[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] steave chaba man i just did a massive crap...............oh -blam!- theres a 14 inch hair stuck to my butt ....is it a tape worm .....NO .....is it bad .......Yes ........congrats man you have a STD called h e r p i e s[/quote] I've never had sex
