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7/22/2008 10:05:52 AM
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I Just Pulled a 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt! *Updated*
About 10 minutes ago I decided to go to bed(it's 5:03Am here) and as I was just falling asleep I went to itch my butt and I noticed a hair that was unlike any of my hairs so I pulled it out. When I pulled it out I realized it was over a foot long. How did it get in there? Am I going to be ok?
*Update*
I just realized that about 2 weeks ago when I was visiting San Fransisco(I live in Maine) I had a burrito from a local business which had many dirty people in it. What's weird is that I jokingly asked my uncle if I was going to get a butt worm. Obviously he said NO but maybe he was wrong.
[Edited on 07.22.2008 3:01 PM PDT]
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Have you eaten at a fastfoods, Mexican, or Chinese restaraunt lately?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXAmozonessXx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dthunda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] llamalizard It's your boyfriends. that is one of the most disgusting thing I've heard today. 14-inch?[/quote] Yes, an it did not feel good coming out.[/quote] I thought spongejerk was a guy. How could he have a boyfriend?[/quote]Generic troll is generic.[/quote] I'm not trolling this really happend
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i dont know whether to be turned on or disgusted to be honest
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Time for a necrobump
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all this butt hair talk is kinda of creepy
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] llamalizard It's your boyfriends. that is one of the most disgusting thing I've heard today. 14-inch?[/quote] Yes, an it did not feel good coming out.[/quote]Some tapeworms are really thin, almost like a hair. I suspect that's what it is because how would a long hair have gotten inside you anyway? Now it's gonna be impossible to fall asleep for fear of tapeworms coming out of my butt... Thanks.
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Pics or it didn't happen..
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You're probably some kind of crappy superhero.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SwiftPhantom [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] llamalizard It's your boyfriends. that is one of the most disgusting thing I've heard today. 14-inch?[/quote] Yes, an it did not feel good coming out.[/quote]Some tapeworms are really thin, almost like a hair. I suspect that's what it is because how would a long hair have gotten inside you anyway? Now it's gonna be impossible to fall asleep for fear of tapeworms coming out of my butt... Thanks.[/quote] yeah this entire thing makes me want to get some podtacular ass Armor and wear a cup to sleep now [Edited on 07.22.2008 2:14 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SwiftPhantom [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] llamalizard It's your boyfriends. that is one of the most disgusting thing I've heard today. 14-inch?[/quote] Yes, an it did not feel good coming out.[/quote]Some tapeworms are really thin, almost like a hair. I suspect that's what it is because how would a long hair have gotten inside you anyway? Now it's gonna be impossible to fall asleep for fear of tapeworms coming out of my butt... Thanks.[/quote] Oh great now I gotta go to the hospital or something.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jedtastic You're probably some kind of crappy superhero.[/quote] that grows 14 inch hairs out of his butt.
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[i]THIS THREAD IS SO -blam!- AWESOME![/i]
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What do I do. Do I wake up my parents. What's gonna happen?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PlaypetX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jedtastic You're probably some kind of crappy superhero.[/quote] that grows 14 inch hairs out of his butt.[/quote]Those are his rascally minions.
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[i]I -blam!- LOVE THIS THREAD![/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 What do I do. Do I wake up my parents. What's gonna happen?[/quote]how are you gonna explain to them?" uh, mom. . . . i just pulled a 14-inch hair outta my butt and i think i hae a parasite . . . . ."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hilltopstalker was it blond or brown hair? I'm having trouble imagining it, so i would really appreciate some clarification.[/quote] Brown
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Drinking Rogaine is warned against on the bottle. You should know better.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheSodaFreaK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 What do I do. Do I wake up my parents. What's gonna happen?[/quote]how are you gonna explain to them?" uh, mom. . . . i just pulled a 14-inch hair outta my butt and i think i hae a parasite . . . . ."[/quote] [i]THIS THREAD=SUPERUBERWINSUACE![/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 What do I do. Do I wake up my parents. What's gonna happen?[/quote] I'm only 15 don't know what to do when Hair Worm things attack my -blam!-!!! Help! + I can't find the freakin' worm/ hair [Edited on 07.22.2008 2:20 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 Ok, I'm really scared now! I don't remember where I put the hair either so I can't check and see if it is really a hair.[/quote] Are your serious? I would've placed it on a mantle so I can brag about it.
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I would totally have bragged about it. Even taken pics.. this thread just gets better and better..
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Ok, I'll be back I'm going to wake up my parents*sigh*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheSodaFreaK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 What do I do. Do I wake up my parents. What's gonna happen?[/quote]how are you gonna explain to them?" uh, mom. . . . i just pulled a 14-inch hair outta my butt and i think i hae a parasite . . . . ."[/quote]You either had a parasite or someone preparing your food who had long hair lost a strand in your food and you ingested it, but I wouldn't freak out just yet.
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Holy shit
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[i]This thread get's better with every post! I feel like the drunk idiot in the background luaghing his ass off :)[/i]
