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I'd like for you to take a moment of your time and head over to [url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001AKJ8E8/ref=dm_sp_alb]this link[/url]. Now, wait just a moment, there! I know you're immediately tempted to make a wild purchase based solely on the image of Dr. David Klee's [i]Winds of Time[/i] album cover, but hold your horses! Just like sweet love-making, some things require patience.
Go ahead and listen to the sample of [url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001AKKMRU/ref=dm_dp_trk8]"Innocent Love"[/url], the eighth song on Dr. Klee's LP. How are your ears handling that soundgasm? Good? Great. Perhaps you're wishing these samples were more than 5 seconds, huh.
Well, why not take another look at smooth jazz flutist, and certified doctor of love, Dr. David Klee, one more time. Let your emotions be tickled by his charming smile. Allow yourself to become entranced by that sultry 'stache. Now play yourself some [url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001AKMLGU/ref=dm_dp_trk3]"Caribbean Lady"[/url] (track number three).
[i]Too good?[/i] Don't worry. These feelings of love (which is, consequentially, the name of [url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001AKMLJW/ref=dm_dp_trk6]track number six[/url]) are to be expected. Dr. David Klee is a master of two things: so-smooth-they're-practically-liquid jazz flute solos and cardiac surgery. Instead of a scalpel, though, he'll use his soulful melodies to fix your aching heart.
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001AKGMKG/ref=dm_dp_trk11]Now is the time[/url] (track eleven). You know what you want -- Dr. David Klee's enchanting flute. You can't help but be enamored. You can't help but pay the unbelievably reasonable price of just $8.99 for his album [i]Winds of Time[/i]. Let your money flow freely, just as Dr. K's passion flows out of him in the form of beautiful music.
I don't know Dr. David Klee personally. I don't stand to gain anything by turning people on to his music. I am, however, [url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001AKINM6/ref=dm_dp_trk12]thinking of you[/url]. Some things -- things like Dr. David Klee's 12-song LP -- shouldn't be kept in the dark, and so I've made it my mission to share the Dr. David Klee experience with the world.
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001AKEQM2/ref=dm_dp_trk10]Until next time[/url]...
[Edited on 09.22.2012 3:22 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crossfire64 Oh man, I am butter melting in my seat. These smooth tunes have paved a road straight to my heart and straight into my heart and into my playlists.[/quote] At first glance, I read "straight into my heart and into my playlists" as "straight into the heart of my pants" and it still made perfect sense to me.
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NECROBUMP!
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They remind me of old video game lobby music. Or something I would -blam!- to in an elevator.
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Oh man, I am butter melting in my seat. These smooth tunes have paved a road straight to my heart and straight into my heart and into my playlists.
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0 people "like" this and there are no customer reviews. Sounds legit.
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You've just dialed in memories in my soul. Once upon a time, there was a radio station called 98.9 Smooth Jazz KWJZ Seattle, and it was glorious. It actually played exclusively Smooth Jazz. Not Classic Jazz. [url=http://seattletimes.com/html/musicnightlife/2013835420_kwjz04.html]Then one day, we the people of Washington were betrayed.[/url] The news came abruptly. I only knew because it was... really the only station we had that played actual music. Now we got this homogenized Dave Matthews herpa derpa in its place; which in itself is Ok I suppose, I'm just bitter because our only choice for Jazz now is NPR... and well... sometimes NPR makes want to shoot myself in the head.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bansheeownz 0 people "like" this and there are no customer reviews.[/quote] Not anymore.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Sage Of Halo Or something I would -blam!- to in an elevator.[/quote] Any elevator accompanied by Dr. David Klee had better come equipped with a mop, methinks.