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originally posted in:Guardian Fire Squad Alpha
Edited by MacKinder:
9/8/2014 2:16:59 AM
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As we prepare for Destiny let us pray
Remember this prayer as we gear up for the launch of Destiny. May Doritos stop thine hunger and Mountain Dew quench thine thirst.
Leave your "amen" in the comments below to be blessed with good fortune and snacks from the Doritos Pope.
Warlocks need to stop praising that d@mn purple ball RIGHT NOW.
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Makes me sad we didn't get GameFuel back for Destiny. Would have septupled the hype.
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This is fcking hysterical.
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2 RepliesDoritos make you fat and dew makes you slow.
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I wish I could still down a whole bag of Doritos and Mtn Dew, but unfortunately my pancreas decided to stop working and I now have to take injections for almost everything I eat, so I eat pretty healthy now. Good luck to everyone though tomorrow!
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2 RepliesIsnt this breaking rule 11 :P
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2 RepliesAlso, any PS4 owners pray the servers will hold up (;
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1 ReplyLet us pray psn doesn't take a dump!
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1 ReplyOh mighty bungie lords in the sky (washington) please let us rule the universe and bring hope back to the people of are lands.
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1 ReplyYea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of griefers, I will fear no n00bz for my boomstick art with me. Amen
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I pray only that I can somehow maintain 6 hours of sleep each night. But if I must... May the servers be swift Let no-one be dropped out That the sweetest loot drops be often And my rocket find its target. Give unto us teammates worth dying for, That they may respawn us in kind, However the tidal waves of evil aliens fall, we will prevail and receive our just Bounties. Be Brave
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my clan had a prayer we used before every tournament, let's see if I can remember it... May all my shots be head shots, may I decimate from the shadows and vanish before the enemy sees me, may my lag be minimal protect me from enemy snipers and rocket launchers lead me not into the kill zone but towards the road of victory and glory.
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Preach it!!!
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4 RepliesAll Hail Satan
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PRAISE BE
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santo Destino con gracia de Dios salvemos el mundo de lo oculto nuestro gran structo el Traveler que tu nombre sea sangrado con la sangre de tus enemigos Amen
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Praise the lawwwwwwd!!!!!! Amen!!!
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Lets pray with these guys.
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11 RepliesHail Purple Ball, full of grace, The Traveller is with you. Blessed art thou amongst Guardians, And blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Dinklage. Holy Ball, mother of elastic collision, Bounce for us gamers Now, and at the hour of our launch, Amen
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Edited by Smoothsnoopy: 9/7/2014 5:51:19 AMThis is for all those who can't relish in the light of the traveller due to cancellation or fiendish significant others. (Has happend with both genders) That we all rejoice when we see each other again on the shores of the battlefield. That us guardians go out and redeem 5 24 packs of mtn dew with the currency of our people. It will be a decade of triumph. To Bungie! To the traveller! To the purple ball!!!!!!! But in all honesty, I pray to god(I'm a Christian) that on the night of the release, all those who are picking up a physical copy drive safe. Everyone is going to be very excited, and may not see things they normally would. I ask that people can keep their excitement but stay collected. We need all the guardians on the battlefield we can get. So I ask for you to watch and protect us lord. From all guardians, young and old, male and female, religious or not. Amen
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1 ReplyEdited by Un1337ninj4: 9/7/2014 1:18:33 AM*Sips one of a 12 pack of Dr. Pepper limited edition Vanilla Float flavor of deliciousness.* *Nibbles on some Rold Gold Pretzels, dipped in Nutella.* *Looks to my left, sees a wondrous place of goodies that await Tuesday including Pringles and reminisces the fridge holding my Hot Pockets, 4-pack of Starbucks Mocha coffee, and the cupboard of delicious instant noodles.* No Mt. Dew, no Frito-Lay, but I'll be damned if I don't have some Andes mints before the end of Monday.
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As thine Ghost allows Us to Rise As we gain thy Prize Thy Traveler blesses our Fate Opening thy Gate to Hell, Our Unholy Enemies, The Fallen, fell United, as we Guardians are, to take back what was once Ours We begin this life Anew For some, we haveth Traveled thine planets once, twice, thrice, many and more However, for those new amoung Us, there is plenty in store Beings both old and new, take upon them Life's sinew, protecting what was left of Humanity, for all He knew So, to mine fellow brothers and sisters of our Union, I pray for a successful start Remember, that I will always have you at heart For I, Dekrai, Prays for your success, may you propagate and prosper for Humanity's clearance of its distress Hunt, prey, and kill our fated nemesis, so that we may no longer need have to fear their atrocities However, my brothers and sisters within the Guardianship, I pray That Peace will eventually win the day And when that rallying cry is called out, Describing how the enemies' felling came about Shout out, and say, "Nay with thy Fallen! Nay with thy Hive! Nay, Nay, Nay, we say! The system is Ours once Again!" Let the Darkness know that we came out in forces strong and from within, we found strength not only in our numbers, but within ourselves and then, Allow yourselves the day of first peace, a Golden Age like the one once foretold long ago Place down your weapons, both sword, gun and bow And breathe, breathe in thine earned air, water and sun For as your mentors would say, "You've done it, you're Home, you're Done." May the Traveler Guide you in your Adventures. Dekrai - ⍺/β Hunter
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3 RepliesThank you based god
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Amen?
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