Yo Momma Game

[quote]Thanks to everybody who loves yo momma jokes & hates each other's mothers for making this (somehow) the hottest topic in DbM :) Our current champion based on awesomeness, originality, & tear-inducing traumatization: analbumcover Rules are easy to get. If you don't understand the game, you stupid as yo momma! [b][u]YO MOMMA HALL OF FAME[/b][/u] [quote] [b]Posted by:[/b] a h0t noob Yo mama so fat they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits most." WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [b]Posted by:[/b] a h0t n00b Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.... TAKE IT HARD!!!!!! [b]Posted by:[/b] analbumcover you mamas so loose she had to keep you in with a bungie cord [b]Posted by:[/b] The Skookumchuk Dear Wafflebrains, Yo momma so fat, Bill Gates couldn't afford her liposuction! Yo momma so ugly, even a man with waffles for brains would be disgusted!...maybe... Yo momma so horny, she said "Don't leggo my Eggo!" Yo momma so fat, Inuit people hunt her for sustenance! Yo momma so stupid, when she saw her orange juice was made from concentrate, she started staring real hard at it! Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the Pacific! Yo momma so disgusting, when she was being baptized in the Pacific at the time of the Exxon-Valdez Oil Spill, the oil moved away! Yo momma so ugly, her mirror faces the other way! Yo momma so horny, she almost asked out Wafflebrains! ALMOST! Yo momma so foolish she thought blank verse was the same as free verse! LEARN SHAKESPERE! DECA-BURN! [b]Posted by:[/b] analbumcover your momas such a redneck you call yourself dad [b]Posted by:[/b] Dragnite28 Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is Gravy Yo mommas so fat she has to put a belt on with a boomerang Yo momma is so stupid she couldnt even fill in a form Yo momma is so stupid she failed a survey [b]Posted by:[/b] Unco Mark i would tell a your momma joke... but you have 2 dads [b]Posted by:[/b] Wheelah23 Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a FISH!!! Yo momma's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran out with a bowl and a SPOON!!! Yo momma's so gross, she has to pour saltwater down her pants to keep the crabs happy!!! [b]Posted by:[/b] analbumcover your momma blows so much louisiana is afraid shes going to tear right through new orleans [b]Posted by:[/b] droppedasababy I went for a 5 kilometre run today, 2 laps round your mamma! OHHEWENTTHERE! [b]Posted by:[/b] gatorboy32401 yo mama so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! [b]Posted by:[/b] Spiteful Toast Your mama's so ugly, Rick Astley gave her up. [b]Posted by:[/b] droppedasababy The only difference between yer mom and a 747 is that not everybody has been on a 747. MMMHHMMMM! [b]Posted by:[/b] analbumcover your mamas BO is so strong it kicked chuck norris's ass [b]Posted by:[/b] spartan11bungie Yo momma so fat she rents her folds as housing for the homeless and midgets. The Skookumchuk's reply: Yo momma so fat she rents her folds as housing for the homeless and giants. [b]Posted by:[/b] The Skookumchuk Yo momma's so fat that her & your daddy had to make a new position: Mountain Climber [b]Posted by:[/b] analbumcover your mamas so short she doesnt even have to get down on her knees... [b]Posted by:[/b] analbumcover your mommys fun bags are so saggy she is constantly tripping on them. [b]Posted by:[/b] The Skookumchuk Yo momma so ugly that when she went to the sperm bank all the sperm swam away. [b]Posted by:[/b] a h0t n00b Yo mama so old, the candles cost more than the cake OMGDIDYOUSEETHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! [b]Posted by:[/b] The Skookumchuk Yo momma so horny she didn't just find 8 new holes, she made them for herself. [b]Posted by:[/b] Banjo Hero Yo momma aint fat at all. In fact it looked like she lost a few pounds last night [b]Posted by:[/b] analbumcover Your mamas like a ghetto - every night two or three guys in her get blown away. [b]Posted by:[/b] droppedasababy Yo momma so hot, she dried my socks WIN analbumcover's reply: your mamas so turned on by me now that even her socks are wet [b]Posted by:[/b] a h0t n00b Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory. TROJANFAIL!!!! [b]Posted by:[/b] The Skookumchuk Yo momma so ugly, when the doctor spanked her on the ass, he needed to get eye drops for her. [b]Posted by:[/b] The Skookumchuk Yo momma so fat her entire passport is her passport picture! WHAT! Yo momma so fat she's half black, half white, and half brown. WHAT! Yo momma so fat she got a job as a DJ...for an ice cream truck! WHAT! Yo momma so ugly when she went into a Haunted House, she came out with a new job! WHAT! Yo momma so old that when she was born she had dentures on! WHAT! [b]Posted by:[/b] analbumcover your mother is so loose she has to tie a rope around a roll of paper towels once a month. . Burn! [b]Posted by:[/b] analbumcover Your mamas so lazy she still has yet to poke you with that coat hanger... [b]Posted by:[/b] Silver 772 Yo mommas so stupid we went out to all you can eat crabs buffet and she got on the table n spread her legs. [b]Posted by:[/b] analbumcover Your mama has nice white teeth... from me.[/quote] [Edited on 10.28.2009 5:11 PM PDT][/quote]yo momma is your momma.......