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originally posted in:Mythic Members
Edited by Primo84:
6/1/2013 5:29:03 PM
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Unsavory Things You've Witnessed in Public
A recent thread on my alma mater's sub-Reddit reminded me of a lovely experience my fiance had in the university's undergraduate library.
Homeless-looking dude, sitting in a computer lab, beating off to internet porn. It was the middle of the day, and he was not being discreet at all.
Further digging led to me discovering that this isn't an uncommon thing at WSU's UGL, and that non-students watch porn all the time in there. In instances where they don't expose themselves, they aren't stopped because it's a public university, so technically it's not against the law.
I can't bring a sealed bottle of Mountain Dew into the library with me, but some dude off the streets can sit down and engage in a round of pocket pool at the school's expense: awesome. [quote][/quote]So, what are some mind-numbingly tasteless and idiotic things everyone else has seen occur in public?
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7 RepliesWhen I was walking my dogs in the park I noticed a girl I know sucking her boyfriend off. Fortunately neither of them saw me, so I avoided that awkward moment, barely.
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A girl gave a guy a BJ in driver's ed. I didn't even find out about this until a friend told me. I have been told the girl has sex for drugs now and had a few STIs.
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1 ReplyI saw that guy stealing that stuff from Wal-Mart.
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I once saw a group of teenage boys gathered near the local grocery store all tie their shirts up such that they looked like women's bathing suits and proceed to dance awkwardly and sing in high pitched voices. But that's nothing compared to when I saw a fully grown man of approximately 6 feet in height wearing sunglasses, a bandanna, and socks with sandals.
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I saw a man slap a woman's glute publicly
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Parents spanking kids in public. I know it's a parents choice but do it at home.
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Edited by High Charity: 6/26/2013 5:14:49 AMOnce I saw a morbidly obese woman wearing yoga pants and an extremely low cut shirt that read "Dirty girl"
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Can't top that
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Edited by Cereal Killer: 6/26/2013 5:49:09 AMEdit: never mind. that was really bizarre.
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Edited by Jessica: 6/2/2013 8:10:59 PMI'm a big dumb dumb and smelll
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I saw a girl get run over by a tractor at a parade. I've seen a kid fall off a golf cart and crack his head open. I've seen a woman get hit in the neck by a baseball at an Angel's game (though she was alright) I've sat next to many foul smelling people, many of which smelled like smokers, on the bus. Very unsavory. And you know, the usual overly public couples groping each other in front of everyone.
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My ex roommate tried to fart in a kids face, pooped his pants instead, and thought it was funny. I guess he did something similar in a Walmart earlier, too.
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3 RepliesYou'll have seen it all in Wales.
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I saw what was probably a 400 pound woman, shit her self in wal-Mart. It was diarrhea. It was everywhere and the worst part is, she didn't notice. She was just walking and then all this poo poo water was just spilling out onto the floor. She looked like jaba the hutts obese cousin.
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[quote]beating off.[/quote] This, but it happened during woodwork and it was three students.
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1 Reply1. Elderly Woman in see through yoga pants 2. Cracked out man screaming at a young couple for smiling while walking down the street, thus ruining their day and making the girl cry. 3. Mothers screaming at children saying "You've [u]Ruined[/u] my day/our day/someones day/whatever"
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2 RepliesToo many to tell from when I worked in pleb-world (retail) a few years ago. I try to avoid public places now, but I can think of a few. You know those leashes they have for kids? You know how people tie their dogs to polls in front of stores? Yep.
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Edited by Agent: 6/2/2013 9:36:30 PMThat playing Edward Fortyhands is a silly idea. Shit wrong thread Sorry for the drunk post
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If you have to stay in the college campus overnight, do it. It sucks when you're walking to your car in the dark, and you only see three cars: One on the left, one on the right and yours in the middle. The only one not rocking back and forth is the one in the middle.
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I saw an elderly man literally get curb stomped at a store, cops had to shoot open fire at murderer cause he would stop beating up the old dude on the floor. Waiting at a hospital and a dude ran into the emergency room with a cleaver half way through his upper arm. Any one of dmg's posts.
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-Biker douche pulled out a mac with an extended magazine and pointed it to some guys head. They struggled for the gun and two rounds went off. One guy booked it, the one that pulled out the gun just sat there acting like he was a badass until the cops came to arrest him. -Saw a guy get tackled and tasered by the cops. -A teenager get stabbed by a bum. -A man punch his wife, cops get called, he gets tackled, then he blames the officers for shitting himself. -Multiple instances of people having sex. -Old ass man cross dressing at the mall. Have seen him way too many times there doing so..
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1 ReplyThree people tried to urinate on me.
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1 ReplyObese woman flashing her tits at a rock show
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Dude shitting himself when coherent
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4 RepliesPeople having sex in the corner of my local dive bar? Or someone take a shit in the corner, tbh. I'd like to say I won't be back, but 50p for a pint is hard to turn down. £2 for a quad vod. Beautiful.
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Dude shitting himself when incoherent
