How to troll a noob?

You know the first area right with the dead ghost in the cave with the ?? monster all you do is tell him that the dead ghost is inside and you will cover his backside from the outside and tell him its ok I got you go go go and just die laughing after he dies and just let him know I don't know what it is but I killed it its ok and have him run back inside and for the third time just tell him to run faster and act pissed off and leave. This doesn't make me a dick...just makes me Jittery....