"Cliff Racer" (Judas Priest's "Painkiller" Parody)

Found this on my computer. Caused a chuckle. Thought I'd share. [quote]Faster than an arrow Terrifying scream Enraged and full of anger It glides through the ravine Rides the Morrowind sky Taking ice and fire Soaring in with vengeance flying high It is the cliff racer This is the cliff racer Nirn is devastated Creatures flying ‘round The wings come down from the sky Making loincloths brown Through barrage of magic thunder Swinging swords of steel Adventure’s going under deadly squeals It is the cliff racer This is the cliff racer Faster than a charged up arrow Louder than your nagging mom Deadric plated boiling anger Man and mer chant a thousand groans Once flying high on Vvardenfell Once stronger than a netch Nevermore in forests You’ve got Jiub to thank for that With the races saved from the air Forever to survive Well, until the Red Mountain comes alive It is the cliff racer This is the cliff racer Wings with claws cliff racer Deadly tails cliff racer[/quote] Original lyrics: [quote]Faster than a bullet Terrifying scream Enraged and full of anger Hes half man and half machine Rides the metal monster Breathing smoke and fire Closing in with vengeance soaring high He is the painkiller This is the painkiller Planets devastated Mankind's on its knees A savior comes from out the skies In answer to their pleas Through boiling clouds of thunder Blasting bolts of steel Evils going under deadly wheels He is the painkiller This is the painkiller Faster than a laser bullet Louder than an atom bomb Chromium plated boiling metal Brighter than a thousand suns Flying high on rapture Stronger free and brave Nevermore encaptured They've been brought back from the grave With mankind resurrected Forever to survive Returns from Armageddon to the skies He is the painkiller This is the painkiller Wings of steel painkiller Deadly wheels painkiller[/quote]