Mission Statement

THIS GROUP SIGNIFIES WHAT IS RIGHT FOR BRITAIN. A NEW BRITAIN. A DAWN OF A NEW AGE FOR BRITIAN. UKIP'S BRITAIN. IN 1988, NIGEL FARAGE HAD A VISION. A VISION OF A BETTER ICE CREAM DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM. HE THEN HIT HIS HEAD ON THE TOILET AND INVENTED THE WHEEL. THEN HE TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME TO 2500 BC AND BUILT THE GREAT SPHINCTER OUT OF SLAVE FAECES AND CARPET DUST. UPON HIS RETURN HE FOUNDED UKIP AND RETRIEVED THE POUND COIN HE HID IN KING TUT'S TOMB. LATER HE WALKED UP TO DAVID CAMERON, SLAPPED HIM IN THE FACE AND UTTERED THE WORDS "UR SUCH A FAG, I BET U KISS GIRLS. GET ON MY LEVEL M8. GET ON MY F*CKING LEVEL U SCRUB" AND BECAME PRIME MINISTER AND SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE GALAXY. VOTE FOR YOUR COUNTRY. VOTE UKIP.

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