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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
2/6/2015 2:24:35 PM
373
How should Xur be publicly executed?
Post any relevant comments below.
EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.
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4 RepliesEdited by Cowboysamurai369: 3/28/2015 6:37:49 AMMUCH BETTER PLAN:*** He shouldn't . He's just a puppet . You have to attack the problem at it's source~ the Cryptarch. He's got Xur so hooked on Blow that we actually believe he is supposed to look that way. Bro , his hair floats cuz it's full of BLOW. His face is dark cuz he's from the Dark B LOW. He says weird sh*t constantly and twitches like he got spooked the Cops were in the tree , and he was about to bolt, but he stops and says some weird sh*t . BLOW. You know the little shuffle move I'm talkin about. The one that's like "I know what color blue is on Thursday and try t.. WHAT A FRUCKA WADTSA THUmbra not from here but my body is made from a trillion molecules. At the end the 9 will be here ... ". Blow. Only one man has connects that big , balls even bigger , the only motherfu€|<£r who will take your purple thang and make it blue... Cryptargh. So... We frame Crptagiggle with several kilos of Yayo in a green Engram , then when he tries to make bail , we snatch his Exotics and stuff em all in blues. Party all the time! Party all the time! PARTY all the tiiiime!!!
