Bacon bacon up in here Sippin' on a micro beer Slap dat bitch upside her rear I meant the dog you silly queer But by queer I don't mean gay Wasn't what I meant to say Oh shit, I'm doing poor today Let's try again a different way Money covered golden britches Diamond studded bathroom switches Head into my emerald kitchen Blingin' out some phat sandwiches Head out for a ride, fo'reals In my Nintendo Power Wheels Yoshi makes them tires squeal As I toss out banana peels I'm thuggin' son! A rhyme savant! Look at all this shit I flaunt! I don't even [i]need[/i] to taunt To get'choo jealous, make you want!