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1/25/2015 3:28:03 PM
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You now work for DARPA. Design unconventional weapon to use on your enemies.

As a project designer, you have been tasked with designing a new class of weapon to use on America's sworn enemies. We're stocked on bombs, guns, and missiles; America is in need of a new cheese-class super-weapons . I expect your report on my desk in ten minutes. I personally think non-biodegradable modular infantry suppression weapons are under-developed. Dumping several tons of LEGO out of the bomb bay of a B-2 would slowly demoralize an opposing fighting force, especially at night when they get up to go to the bathroom. Pieces could be selected by color to blend in with the dirt, flora, and carpet of the target environment.
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  • Anything from Monty Python's Holy Grail. Actually, just make a cannon that shoots out insulting Frenchmen. You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nnnnnnnnnnnniggits!"

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