originally posted in:Thorny Guardians
Actual exchange in my fireteam EVERY GAME:
Gamer 1: "Don't touch C. If you touch C, I'm going to castrate you."
Gamer 2: "Seriously guys, don't touch C, we'll lose."
Gamer 3: "Are we holding A and B, then?"
Gamer 1: "Yes. That's what I meant by DON'T -blam!-ING TOUCH C!"
Gamer 4: "They're pushing B."
Gamer 1: "WHO THE -blam!- IS CAPPING C!?"
Gamer 3: "It's the randoms, calm down."
Gamer 2: "This is bull-blam!-! How did that level 23 kill me? I'm a 32 with a fully upgraded fusion rifle."
Gamer 3: "Levels don't matter in Crucible, dude. That's ONLY Iron Banner."
Gamer 1: "They flipped the -blam!-ing spawns and now we're stuck with C. -blam!- B for a minute and push A to flip the spawns."
Gamer 4: "They're capping C."
Gamer 1: "-blam!-ing let those mother-blam!-ers. I hope they...GET THAT -blam!-ING RANDOM OFF OF C AND LET THE OTHER TEAM TAKE IT!"
Gamer 2: "It's not fair that this 23 keeps killing me! I'm a 32! A 32 -blam!- IT!"
Gamer 3: "LEVEL DOESN'T MATTER!"
Gamer 1: "-blam!- THIS -blam!-ING MOTHER-blam!-ING BULL-blam!-! YOU GUYS ALL GO GET -blam!-ING A, I'M GOING TO GO -blam!- SOME -blam!-ERS IN THE -blam!-ING -blam!- AT B AND THEN T- -blam!-ING BAG THEM AT C UNTIL I GET A -blam!-ING ANURISM!"
Gamer 4: "You guys weren't kidding. He IS crazy..."
Gamer 1: "B is -blam!-ing clear. WHY ISN'T A OURS YET!?"
Gamer 3: "Dude, we're capping it now..."
Gamer 2: "Seriously!? This 23 is MINE! NOBODY ELSE KILL HIM! I'M GOING TO OWN HIM HARD!"
Gamer 3: "For -blam!-'s sake, dude, LEVEL. DOES. NOT. MATTER!"
Gamer 1: "-blam!-ING RANDOMS GET OFF -blam!-ING C!"
Gamer 4: "200 points left till we win."
Gamer 1: "Oh, -blam!- I didn't realize we doubled their score. Let's go grab C and -blam!- with them for the win."
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Hahaha :D
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I'd b #4. That player 4 represents how calm I play