1. Master Class Trash Post
"Hunters Rule..."-Randy#1
"Well, they aren't better than GODlocks."-Randy#2
[b][u]Every class is different and unique, you know who's really the best...female Exos...that dance is on point-Me [/u][/b]
2. Hey Look At Me Post
"I'm Just gonna Dismantle my Ice Breaker, because it doesn't pick up ammo"-Randy
[b][u]Ok...we see you. Can you stop being a douche now-Me[/u][/b]
3. I'm Better Than You Post
"I have 12 characters...all LvL 32 with all raid gear and all exotic weapons...ask me anything"-Randy
[b][u]Whooooa, yea....all I have is...well you know...A LIFE. I have a few questions for Ya, do your eyes bleed regularly, can you speak to another person without them walking away immediately, or how often do you whack off...cause 27 times a day might be bad for you.-Me [/u][/b]
4. Here's My Personal Life Post
"My Girl hates me now..."-Randy#1
"...yea, my boyfriend cheated on me"-Randy#2
[b][u]NOBODY CARES...unless you wanna get revenge and leak some nudes of your Ex GF.-Me[/u][/b]
5. Destiny Sucks Post
"This game sucks so bad...boring...Destiny is dead...no story...uhhh I hate this game."-Randy
[b][u]Then Why are you here..STOP PLAYING. It's a game...a freaking game. If you don't like it then don't play.-Me[/u][/b]
6. I Want All The Weapons Now Post
"Why can't this game get me the weapon I want, this is BS...I'm mean really Bungie, why do I have to work this hard to get Super Good Advice."-Randy
[b][u]Am I supposed to care??...People in Hell want Ice Water.-Me[/u][/b]
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7. My Gift Sucks Post
"Really Bungie, you give me a freaking pulse rifle with no impact what so ever...f u guys."-Randy
[b][u]So you expected a free exotic...Wow, you can't spell Assumptions without Ass. Also, isn't it the thought that counts.-Me[/u][/b]
8. Just Got Something Post
"Ahhh Yeaa, I just got the Thorn...RNGsus. Let's Go."
[b][u]Congrats, I'm guessing we were supposed to throw you a party, but you didn't throw me one when I got it, or the other 3 times I got it. [/u][/b]
[b][u]Its whatever...I'm entertained by you crazies.[/u][/b]
[spoiler]Randy is just a word for "Random Person"[/spoiler]
Edit: Lol. Yea, I got all the Raid Pieces except the Warlock Class Item and the Titan Helmet. But that's only because Crotas Raid is hella quick and easy. Also, I'm very lucky. But, I'm humble enough to not be a dick about it. It's just dumb luck.
Edit: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6QPFpRcoWGk
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And this https://account.xbox.com/en-us/gameclip/6bf85e1f-a640-4a08-bf50-fbe9cf28d3be?gamerTag=Buanno&scid=37770100-f9ae-4b80-9dad-7c1d0ec14469
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Edited by Wryyymoved: 1/9/2015 7:42:22 AMThis is so accurate...
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9. Posts ranting about posts other people post....
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You forgot all the 'That's it, Bungie, I quit, and here's 10000 reasons why I'm leaving Destiny' threads
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These Forums really blow.
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YOU HAVE A 32!!111!!1 YOU DON'T HAVE A LYFE LIAR!!!!1111!1!!1!1!
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7. People that Post These Stupid Posts Posts "These Forums Include..." [b][u]Let he who is without sin cast the first stone-Jebus. You're no better than the rest of them.[/u][/b]
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This post screams #3. Might want to fix that :p
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[quote] [b][u]NOBODY CARES...unless you wanna get revenge and leak some nudes of your Ex GF.-Me[/u][/b] [/quote] That particular brand of revenge is illegal in several places now, and it marks you as an irredeemable scumbag no matter where you live.
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A "Randy" is the new name for an Utter C.U.N.T on this forum! I.E 1.[i]you complete -blam!-ing Randy[/i] 2.[i]The Cryptarch is a proper Randy![/i]
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Lol, I've been at work "working" for the past 10 hrs, actually seen most of these and thought the same thing. Well played sir!