[quote]Dumbest thing that has been said to me Before I tell you this needs a explanation. A small kid brought a BB gun to school when I was in middle school and started bragging how his father was a cop. He started acting cool and whatnot so I told my friend to take BB gun from him. This was inside of a van. He took it and started lecturing the kid. The gun was a metal golden berreta (Police don't use guns like this where I was). The kid then said, "Stop! That gun is real you know! My dad took it from the police station! If you shoot that you can blow up the entire van!" We then began to laugh and taunt the kid for being an idiot.[/quote] Teacher: what do jews celebrate on christmas? Friend: The Holocaust! [spoiler]bet u never heard that one before[/spoiler]