I hate Zubat so much. There is not a more frustrating pokemon in the entire pokemon universe. It's even worse if you can't run away so you try to fight. Surprise! All of you pokemon are either: A. Confused B. Poisoned C. Asleep D. Paralyzed So, in my frustration, I have devised a scenario where I handle things the best way possible. Here it is: Zubat: *random encounter Me: *Uses lvl. 100 Groudon Me: *attempts to escape Zubat: Continues to interrupt my travels Groudon: *Uses mega evolution flamethrower *3 minutes later Local Hiker: What kind of chicken is this? Me: Chicken of the cave