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Edited by Dizcostu007: 12/24/2014 11:10:52 PM
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Greg the homeless dreg's new life

As you may remember yesterday we posted about poor Greg the homeless dreg, who's family had been murdered, on top of his other many struggles. Well with the help of Oprah Winfrey and many guardians we raised enough glimmer to send Greg to the reef to start his new life. We even had enough money to enrole him in the queens personal service. He is now at the rank of underwear Dresser. Greg had this to say "life had been so hard, but now it get to put the queens underwear on and look at her ass. Nothing can replace the loss of my family, but you know...." Bless him. Greg wishes everyone a merry Christmas

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